5 definitions by Tim Thiede

Vaders Helmet

Used to describe the head of a mans erect penis as it looks like Darth Vaders helmet.

Tim had just gotten vaders helmet in Melissa's ass when she started screaming "get it out!, get it out!"

by Tim Thiede April 1, 2007

silexy

The act or art being both silly and sexy at the same time. Commonly used between flirting adults to describe their feelings for one another.

Oh my God Melissa! You are sooo silexy!

by Tim Thiede March 26, 2007

counting money

A male term used to describe the action of itching ones testicle sack by rubbing the skin between the thumb and index finger. Usually done from within his pants pocket.

Tim was counting money in the church lobby because his nuts itched so bad from sitting through the days service.

by Tim Thiede April 1, 2007

asspucker

Spastic contractions of your sphincter muscle after taking a not so satisying shit. Also common after fits of Cryarrhea

Tim's shit was cut short by the doorbell giving him about 5 minutes of uncomfortable asspucker.

by Tim Thiede April 1, 2007

Cryarrhea

When you have diarrhea so bad your sphincter burns everytime you shit causing you to cry.

Tim was on the shitter all day with cryarrhea after he ate the chinese leftovers that sat out all night.

by Tim Thiede April 1, 2007