Definitions by Tim L.

dorkboy 

Any guy who possesses the traits of a dork to such a high degree that it is his defining characteristic.

I tripped over my own feet! I feel like such a dorkboy!!!

dorkboy by Tim L. April 24, 2004

nike 

In ancient Greece, NIKE was the winged goddess of victory. She was the daughter of Pallas and Styx.

"To win glory, stepping into the chariot of honoured Nike: for to one man only does the goddess grant to jump into her great carriage." -Greek Lyric III Simonides

nike by Tim L. June 16, 2003

uberskank 

A skank of the most extreme variety. Possessing the traits of a skank to the degree that all other skanks pale by comparison.

I can't believe Joey hooked up with that uberskank last night.

uberskank by Tim L. May 10, 2003

Gweck

Someone who dresses like a surfer, but has never ridden a wave in his life.

That dude wearing the Vans is such a gweck!

Gweck by Tim L. May 8, 2003

Burnout 

A high school or college student who does little else than cut classes and smoke weed. Usually has long, straight hair and a proclivity toward heavy metal bands of the 70's and 80's. Can often be found in smoke-filled bathrooms and makeshift basement bars.

He used to be a jock but now he's such a burnout!

Burnout by Tim L. May 8, 2003

Larusso 

A person who claims to be a black belt in karate, but who actually only studied for a couple of months or not at all.

ETYMOLOGY - This word comes from the name of a fictional character named Daniel Larusso, who was the protagonist in "The Karate Kid"; a mediocre but hugely successful American film released in the early 80's which starred Pat Morita and Ralph Macchio.

After he got his ass kicked by that green belt, I figured he had to be a Larusso.

Larusso by Tim L. May 8, 2003

Piney

A person who lives in the Pine Barrens of Southern New Jersey and is given to wearing unbuttoned flannel shirts with Lynyrd Skynyrd or Molly Hatchet tour shirts underneath. Most frequently sited in Southern Ocean County and environs. Known for yelling, "Freebird!" whenever they are in the audience at a live concert in the hope that there are other Skynyrd fans there that they can hook up with to drink beer and fight with later. To date, no band has actually ever played Freebird at the request of a Piney.

There's a bunch of pineys partyin' up at the forge tonight.

Piney by Tim L. May 8, 2003