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philippines

Visayan islands in the philippines is a great place. Cebu is probably one of the nices places in the world, while Luzon, is a polluted dump. If you plan to go to Manila and Quezon City, don't bring anything fancy while walking in the streets or you'll get mugged. Not to mention the flying cockroaches...
by Tim May 13, 2005
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christmas karling

- The hybrid act crossing an assault hot karl and christmas carroling.

While posing as those annoying people who come to your door around christmas time and sing, you secretly have a tube sock/brown paper bag...etc full of your fiber fudge. Just when the unsuspecting idiot realizes that you suck at singing, start pelting him with shit until he begs for mercy... then hit him/her a few more times.
This guy totally stiffed me when I was delivering a pizza to his house last weekend. I think we should go christmas karling... show him the holiday spirit.
by tim March 21, 2005
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spelling nazi

a person who freaks out when a little spelling mistake has occured or has be a constant little asshole about it.
person a: here's my thesis for the pythagoream theorem

persin b: OMG PYTHAGOREAM! JIHAD!
by Tim August 31, 2005
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Swamp Balls

The swamp like feeling when your balls get sweaty.....also see swamp slap
I have swamp balls after sitting in my hot ass room!
by Tim February 9, 2004
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bnored

equally bored and horny at the same time
I hate being bnored, a hot mouth and a good movie would be great right now
by tim April 18, 2005
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Pierpont

a person who is fat and thinks they are black
by Tim January 30, 2003
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PEVIL

The cross between evil and well, pee...
Whoa thats PEVIL!!
by Tim May 2, 2003
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