Tim's definitions

Troll Poll

Troll Poll was a Large stick like object measuring rougly 7 feet in length and 5 inches in diametre,

This poll was used to prod Trolls that had lost there way during the great Troll migration between Quebek and capetown in the year 1560 Bc.

Useage As Follows:

1) Troll Walks Wrong Way
2) Aim Troll Poll At Trolls Abdemen
3) Apply Forcefull Pressure to the end of the pole
4) Poke the Troll in the Abdomen.
5) Troll Walks In Correct Direction.

by Tim August 18, 2004

boozer

A caveman Carlos of the Cleveland Cavaliers; used interchangeably when imitating the Frankenstien monster, or making "Crush, Kill, Destroy, Smash" noises a la Soloman Grundy

When preparing to shoot a freethrow: "Boozer, SMASH!"

by Tim February 6, 2004

CO

A term used to refer to a corrections officer.

Shithead CO's often turn a blind eye to jailhouse violence.

by Tim April 10, 2005

lardel

big bad cock

I jacked off my lardel last night.

by Tim March 28, 2003

sonz

a really nice guy.

jeff dice is a sonz and so is tray currins. and TimD and steve S.

by Tim November 24, 2003

halo

1. n. a completely awesome game made for X-box that only morons dislike because they are bitter that they only have a PS2.

HALO is another example of why X-box kicks ass

by Tim April 5, 2004

Gaff

mucous or plegm emitted during sneezing or coughing especially when it is projected on to oneself.

damn, i just gaffed on my arm.

by tim December 16, 2003