Mom: You are going to get a Rolie Polie Paddling if you don't tell me who you have been bullying!
Kid: Nice try! But I hid the Rolie Polie Paddle, so I guess you can't spank me now, huh?
Kid: Nice try! But I hid the Rolie Polie Paddle, so I guess you can't spank me now, huh?
by TiggerCelestia06 December 21, 2019
Mickey Mouse and Yakko Warner tell Snoopy and Rarity they came to the wrong motherfucking neighborhood. Then Mickey and Yakko proceed to shank the white trash that came to their part of town.
by TiggerCelestia06 June 10, 2018
Guy 1: Oh look! I found my two favorite Care Bears just lying around over there!
Guy 2: Uh, aren't those characters called Winnie the Pooh and Princess Celestia?
Guy 1: I'LL CALL THEM WHAT I WANT!!!!!!!
Guy 2: Uh, aren't those characters called Winnie the Pooh and Princess Celestia?
Guy 1: I'LL CALL THEM WHAT I WANT!!!!!!!
by TiggerCelestia06 December 16, 2019
Toddler who is already reading and doing things that are beyond his or her age. Also, the best darned direct to video children's series from my childhood.
Person 1: Wow! I can't believe your kid is reading that board book to the other children, and he is only 2 years old!
Person 2: I know right? That's my Baby Einstein alright!
Person 2: I know right? That's my Baby Einstein alright!
by TiggerCelestia06 December 16, 2019
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