Pseudo-turkey

The act of turkey slapping someone whilst they are seated on the toilet.

Hurry up Kenny. I need to use the loo. Don't make me come in there and give you a pseudo-turkey.

by Tiffany's Toyboy September 29, 2009

Hormone stick

A synonym for an erect penis.

Darling, can I poke you with my hormone stick?

by Tiffany's Toyboy July 30, 2009

H.O.H.

Hangover Horn. The rampant, seemingly insatiable appetite for sex that is usually associated with the hangover after a night out drinking.

"I've got the H.O.H. bad. Quick! where's the hormone stick."

by Tiffany's Toyboy August 01, 2009

Pseudo-Blumpkin

The action of urinating whilst receiving a rim job (having anus orally stimulated).

Give the man a pseudo-blumpkin

by Tiffany's Toyboy July 23, 2009