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ruined by stephenie meyer and her creation TWILIGHT
a real vampire does not/is not:
love

a daywalker
edward cullen
sparkle
falls in love with his meal(that being bella swan)
goes to school
sleeps in a bed
make teeny bopper pussys wet
a model for gayass hot topic
has emotions

A REAL VAMPIRE DOES/IS:
the lord of darkness
fears the cross
hate garlic
sleeps in a coffin
not gay
does not feal love

only 1 thing on its mind,it being blood
turns into a bat
hates sunlight
has a fancy wardrobe(refer to the old dracula movies)

todays modern vapire is gay in my opinion they can love the prey**cough**twilight**cough**.be out in the day light,listen to ipods,sleep in beds,are homosexual,drivecars,can no longer turn into bats(OMGWTF),are daywalkers,wear urban clothing(this goes to all u fags u clam they're vapires),have sex with humans

thank you so much stephenie meyer,you piece of shit for ruining bram stroker's legacy count dracula aka vampire with your fucking crap shit twilight
vampire by TiTyRon August 21, 2009

micheal myers 

Michael Myers is a fictional character from the Halloween series of slasher films. He first appears in John Carpenter's Halloween (1978) as a young boy who murders his older sister, then fifteen years later returns home to murder his last living relative,his sister whom he has not seen sence he killed other family members at the time when his little sister(the one he trys to kill now)was a baby
micheal myers is only mad and kills people because he is still a virgen(LMFAO) at possible 50 years old
micheal myers by TiTyRon August 21, 2009
The POW/MIA flag is an American flag designed as a symbol of citizen concern about United States military personnel taken as prisoners of war (POWs) or listed as missing in action (MIA). The POW/MIA flag was created by the National League of Families and officially recognized by the Congress in conjunction with the Vietnam War POW/MIA issue, "as the symbol of our Nation's concern and commitment to resolving as fully as possible the fates of Americans still prisoner, missing and unaccounted for in Southeast Asia, thus ending the uncertainty for their families and the Nation."
POW/MIA flags can be commonly found in public parks ,highways,military bases.any where the public is
POW/MIA by TiTyRon August 15, 2009

fatal fury 

another one of snk's attemps to capcom's street fighter

this time by making another copy of street fighter characters.instead of combining ryu and ken masters
they toke ken masters,changed his outfit by puting him ina baseball cap and a gay jacket with a star on it.resulting in terry bogard. the only props i give this game is on they're
sexy character B.Jenet the only female video game character who got my dick really hard
fatal fury is just another king of fighters game that got all of its ideas from street fighter
fatal fury by TiTyRon July 16, 2009

king of fighters 

all the characters on king of fighters were basicly copyed from all the street fighter characters and outfits from mortal kombat characters. which makes KoF poor man's street fighter
ex:ryo sakazaki is snk's copy of capcom's ryu and ken
king of fighters by TiTyRon July 1, 2009

Poor man's 

A copy made of anything popular,usually made by a rival
that is complete shit compared to the original
Poweraid is Poor man's gatoraid

snk's KING OF FIGHTERS is Poor man's CAPCOM STREET FIGHTER
Poor man's by TiTyRon June 8, 2009

kayne west 

Guy 1: Do you like Fish Sticks?

kayne west: Yeah!

Guy 1: So, you like to put them in your mouth and chew on them?

kayne west: Of course!

Guy 1: ..So, you're a gay fish?

kayne west: fuck you nigga ima motha fuckin genius niqqa
kayne west by TiTyRon April 23, 2009