a real vampire does not/is not:
love
a daywalker
edward cullen
sparkle
falls in love with his meal(that being bella swan)
goes to school
sleeps in a bed
make teeny bopper pussys wet
a model for gayass hot topic
has emotions
A REAL VAMPIRE DOES/IS:
the lord of darkness
fears the cross
hate garlic
sleeps in a coffin
not gay
does not feal love
only 1 thing on its mind,it being blood
turns into a bat
hates sunlight
has a fancy wardrobe(refer to the old dracula movies)
todays modern vapire is gay in my opinion they can love the prey**cough**twilight**cough**.be out in the day light,listen to ipods,sleep in beds,are homosexual,drivecars,can no longer turn into bats(OMGWTF),are daywalkers,wear urban clothing(this goes to all u fags u clam they're vapires),have sex with humans
thank you so much stephenie meyer,you piece of shit for ruining bram stroker's legacy count dracula aka vampire with your fucking crap shit twilight
love
a daywalker
edward cullen
sparkle
falls in love with his meal(that being bella swan)
goes to school
sleeps in a bed
make teeny bopper pussys wet
a model for gayass hot topic
has emotions
A REAL VAMPIRE DOES/IS:
the lord of darkness
fears the cross
hate garlic
sleeps in a coffin
not gay
does not feal love
only 1 thing on its mind,it being blood
turns into a bat
hates sunlight
has a fancy wardrobe(refer to the old dracula movies)
todays modern vapire is gay in my opinion they can love the prey**cough**twilight**cough**.be out in the day light,listen to ipods,sleep in beds,are homosexual,drivecars,can no longer turn into bats(OMGWTF),are daywalkers,wear urban clothing(this goes to all u fags u clam they're vapires),have sex with humans
thank you so much stephenie meyer,you piece of shit for ruining bram stroker's legacy count dracula aka vampire with your fucking crap shit twilight
by TiTyRon August 21, 2009
every teenage boys fantasy!!!!
who wouldn't want to have a sexual relationship with their hot female teacher
who wouldn't want to have a sexual relationship with their hot female teacher
by TiTyRon December 25, 2009
by TiTyRon April 15, 2009
the terminator with wings
legion(movie) is the same thing as the terminator just that this time its an angle rather then a killer cyborg
by TiTyRon January 08, 2010
the act of putting aluminum foil on your teeth so they look like grills due to the shine of the foil. this is mostly done by a wigger who cant afford real grills
cody could not afford grillz to look like his favorite gay rapper nelly so his cheap ass bought gum and took the wrapper of the candy ( being that it is aluminum foil )and wrapped it on his teeth ,now showing off his new wigger grills he became the laughing stock of the neighborhood
by TiTyRon May 18, 2010
A copy made of anything popular,usually made by a rival
that is complete shit compared to the original
that is complete shit compared to the original
by TiTyRon June 08, 2009
all the characters on king of fighters were basicly copyed from all the street fighter characters and outfits from mortal kombat characters. which makes KoF poor man's street fighter
ex:ryo sakazaki is snk's copy of capcom's ryu and ken
ex:ryo sakazaki is snk's copy of capcom's ryu and ken
by TiTyRon July 01, 2009