Ti's definitions

Numnutt

Sexy (junglist) member with a sweet ass.

OMG! Its Numnutt! LEMME SMACK THAT SWEET ASS!

by TI February 1, 2003

twat plaster

Does exactly what it says on the tin.

A plaster for bleeding twats.

ie. A tampon, or sanitary towel.

For fuck's sakes Shane, you really are a complete twat plaster.

by Ti September 3, 2004

A10

The name for the US military's current close air support aircraft. It can carry a multitude of missiles (Maverick), cluster bombs (CBU97), and guided bombs. It also carries the General Electric GAU-8/A Avenger Gatling gun. It is as large as an old Volkswagen Beetle, and has 7 30mm, quick rotating barrels that fire armor penetrating rounds.

The Iraqi Republican Guards shit their pants when they heard the cry of the A10's turbines and the yell of the GAU-8/A.

by TI November 13, 2004

gateways

See Somerfield.

Chain of UK supermarkets, changed name sometime around 1990.

That's some cheap shit vino they got in Gateways at the moment.

by Ti September 4, 2004

fuck spanner

A phrase originally coined by Phill, aka. D.I. Doozer.

Literally means 'complete penis'.

For fuck's sakes Shane, you really are a complete fuck spanner.

by Ti September 3, 2004

howitzer

A Howitzer is a powerful, automatic loading artillery cannon. The current artillery in the USA military is the M109 Howitzer. It is mobile and can fire many, high explosive rounds at far away targets. Howitzers are generally used for support or to soften up an area before said area is invaded.

Before the massive assault on Fallujah during Operation Iraqi Freedom, starting in November of 2004, Howitzers fired many rounds at strategic targets to soften up the area, then fired during the invasion when soldiers needed support.

by TI November 13, 2004

JungleMunky

Guy who is bent on getting computers for free. Pays for game server with sex and other bodily fluid exchanges.

weee theres JungleMunkey! i can get buttunf from him!

by TI February 1, 2003