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A10

The name for the US military's current close air support aircraft. It can carry a multitude of missiles (Maverick), cluster bombs (CBU97), and guided bombs. It also carries the General Electric GAU-8/A Avenger Gatling gun. It is as large as an old Volkswagen Beetle, and has 7 30mm, quick rotating barrels that fire armor penetrating rounds.
The Iraqi Republican Guards shit their pants when they heard the cry of the A10's turbines and the yell of the GAU-8/A.
by TI November 13, 2004
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Numnutt

Sexy (junglist) member with a sweet ass.
OMG! Its Numnutt! LEMME SMACK THAT SWEET ASS!
by TI February 1, 2003
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fuck spanner

A phrase originally coined by Phill, aka. D.I. Doozer.

Literally means 'complete penis'.
For fuck's sakes Shane, you really are a complete fuck spanner.
by Ti September 3, 2004
mugGet the fuck spannermug.

calculator

-something that any idiot can use as a cheat sheat(if programmable)
-but that few actually bother to program...

-TI 83
-TI 89 {to expemnsive to own, borrowed from calculus teacher}
-TI 92 {to expensive for school to own, borrowed from Texas insturments}
AnyIdiot: yo I wrote da answers too da test in my calkiladder....and i stull get dem rong

aFeW: I solved the problems in my head, and used the rest of my time to program my calculator to send instant messages, and emails.
by ti June 9, 2004
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M270 MLRS

A mobile rocket launcher used by the US military to compliment howitzer artillery fire, the MLRS (Multiple Launching Rocket System) can fire 12 M270 missiles in under 60 seconds.
Suddenly the area was quiet, then the insurgents heard the scream of 12 M270 missiles coming towards them.
by TI November 13, 2004
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howitzer

A Howitzer is a powerful, automatic loading artillery cannon. The current artillery in the USA military is the M109 Howitzer. It is mobile and can fire many, high explosive rounds at far away targets. Howitzers are generally used for support or to soften up an area before said area is invaded.
Before the massive assault on Fallujah during Operation Iraqi Freedom, starting in November of 2004, Howitzers fired many rounds at strategic targets to soften up the area, then fired during the invasion when soldiers needed support.
by TI November 13, 2004
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twat plaster

Does exactly what it says on the tin.

A plaster for bleeding twats.

ie. A tampon, or sanitary towel.
For fuck's sakes Shane, you really are a complete twat plaster.
by Ti September 3, 2004
mugGet the twat plastermug.

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