Ti's definitions

twat plaster

Does exactly what it says on the tin.

A plaster for bleeding twats.

ie. A tampon, or sanitary towel.

For fuck's sakes Shane, you really are a complete twat plaster.

by Ti September 3, 2004

fuck spanner

A phrase originally coined by Phill, aka. D.I. Doozer.

Literally means 'complete penis'.

For fuck's sakes Shane, you really are a complete fuck spanner.

by Ti September 3, 2004