9 definitions by Thy Nguyen

meat-flap mama

A woman with a large vagina or very large labia lips.

"Well I've heard he is very well endowed, are you sure you can handle something of that size?"

"They don't call me meat-flap mama for nothin'!"

by Thy Nguyen September 3, 2008

suitchebag

A douchebag outfitted in a suit.

"What's with all the suitchebags at the bar tonight?"

by Thy Nguyen September 3, 2008

Flattergusted

Experiencing both feelings of flattery and disgust simultaneously.

When your boyfriend's creepy friend suggests a threesome with the two of you.

"What's wrong?"
"Ugh, my boyfriend's creepy friend suggested a threesome with the two of us."
"How do you feel about that?"
"Totally flattergusted."

by Thy Nguyen February 26, 2014

Snatch hoarder

A girl that keeps all of her girlfriends away from her guy friends.

Nadim - How come you never set me up with any of your hot friends?

Thy - I don't want it to be uncomfortable for me if it doesn't work out and I don't want them to blame me if you are a jerk.

Nadim - You are a snatch hoarder!

Thy - F#!* you!

by Thy Nguyen May 26, 2011

hate-flirting

When two people rag on each other when they are secretly sleeping together. Also used as a type of foreplay, and usually comes as a predecessor to "hate-fucking".

"Wow Mike was really mean to Susie today."

"No I heard they are having an affair, so they were probably hate-flirting with each other."

by Thy Nguyen October 18, 2008

DUBs

D - Drunken
U - Unexplained
B - Bruises

Bruises of unknown origin that occur while in an inebriated state and appear the morning after a bender.

"Oh god, I drank so much I blacked out last night, I woke up naked, and feeling violated, with jizz in my hair and covered with DUBs"

Mystery bruises, wasted welts, drunken bruises, alcofalls

by Thy Nguyen January 27, 2009

rag hag

A girl a guys cheats on his girlfriend with when she is having her period or 'on the rag'

"My girlfriend refuses to blow me during her period so I went out and got me a rag hag, some slut to fuck while she's is on the rag."

by Thy Nguyen December 15, 2008