Definitions by Thought Monkey

Phuckruption 

When disruption happens so fast and furious it feels like sudden jail rape.

That was some serious Phuckruption that happened when Russian ad bots elected a giant Cheeto for president.

Phuckruption by Thought Monkey October 4, 2017

Kabobed 

The act of Skewering objects with your penis.

I went over to my friends BBQ yesterday and I Kabobed his sister.

Kabobed by Thought Monkey July 15, 2010

Meat Parakeet 

The act of putting ones entire package on the shoulder of an unsuspecting victim.

"Hey."
"Hey what's up?"
"Did I tell you I got a new pet?"
"No, really?"
"Yea. Say hello to my meat parakeet"
"Nice. Polly want a cracker?"

Meat Parakeet by Thought Monkey July 9, 2010

U-boating 

Similar to the act of motor-boating, except your face is in her ass.

Your mom and I were watching the History Channel last night and we got heated and I ended up U-boating her ass!
Brbbbbbrrrrbbbbbbbrr....

U-boating by Thought Monkey July 9, 2010

Steam Roller 

The act of being incapacitated by an overweight or obese lover while having sex.

"Oh man, it was fun at first but things quickly turned for the worst as she rolled over and gave me a steam roller!"

Steam Roller by Thought Monkey March 1, 2010