A long, cylindrical turd, possibly with scoring on one or more surfaces. Unlike the more typical 'coiler' this monster extrudes in a nearly straight configuration.
by Thoringerveer February 02, 2022

by Thoringerveer June 06, 2017

The partial name of a really stupid book written by Richard Brautigan in the 1960's, which has fortunately fallen into a deep well of forgetfulness.
"I can't believe somebody actually published In Watermelon Sugar. What a bunch of clueless choads. Time for Edward 40 Hands so i can forget it again."
by Thoringerveer August 16, 2021

by Thoringerveer October 14, 2014

She's chill; she burns down
by Thoringerveer August 04, 2021

Goonad was actually used by batshit Colonel Custer in the film Little Big Man, in an amusing segment.
by Thoringerveer February 28, 2019

She's chill; she burns down
by Thoringerveer August 04, 2021
