Definitions by Thor Conner

Cameraflage 

The ability to look normal and take fantastic pictures, even in candid shots or cases of photobomb.

The inverse law applies, when someone quite attractive never takes a truly good picture.

Bob was really quite ugly, but he was skilled in cameraflage so he always looked good in group photos.

Cameraflage by Thor Conner April 21, 2015

doomity-doom 

Originally coined by Invader Zim's malfunctioning SIR Unit, GIR, in the now classic "Doom Song", it has been adopted by humans aware of our own impending destruction. Whether our destruction comes by the Mighty Irken Invaders, our pissed off planet or by our own myopic stupidity, only time will tell.

It is the mental equivalent of Wile E. Coyote's umbrella

Meteor, Volcano, disease, pollution, all too much? Just say 'doomity-doom!' and embrace the DOOM!

doomity-doom by Thor Conner September 25, 2010

doomtastic 

adj. 1) The mass media reaction to something so fantastically tragic, immediate and vast in scope that normal human emotional responses are insufficient, Like the Gulf Oil Spill, or the Haitian earthquake, or 9/11.

2) Movies or media based on disasters or war, sometimes called disaster porn.

Did you see 2012, volacnos and tsunamis and earthquakes! It was doomtastic!

doomtastic by Thor Conner September 25, 2010

crap ap 

Any application that does not perform well or has a high failure rate

Yeah, that face matching program don't work fer shit! it's a crap ap!

crap ap by Thor Conner February 1, 2010

smarcastic 

adj. describing a type of person who is concurrently intelligent and sarcastic. Typifies the humor of the Daily Show or The Onion.

Noel Coward, Stephen Colbert, Bill Maher and Mark Twain are all masters of smarcastic humor.

smarcastic by Thor Conner November 14, 2009