chowder shot

the act of blowing your load on someone’s stomach and then licking it up.

Every Christmas Mark likes to do chowder shots with his bother. He says it’s a great way to celebrate.

by Thomas broadway December 10, 2022

Chowder volcano

The art of farting loads of sperm out of your ass.

My boyfriend was so aggressive last night he had my ass full , so I showed him the chowder volcano to empty my ass.

by Thomas broadway September 28, 2021

Meat connoisseur

Act knowing all size lengths, widths and load size of any penis just by looking at the bulge size in jeans. Master of Dick sizing.

I saw your dad sizing up a bunch of guys outside of the gay bar the other night, they say he is a real meat connoisseur .

by Thomas broadway April 6, 2017

Sloth

Dense slow moving fart that give you to to exscape the mustard gas effect.

I dropped a sloth in the isle way at the grocery store, the guy behind me walked through the sloth and choked and gasped for fresh air as the potent fart filled his lungs.

by Thomas broadway April 13, 2017

Devil's stream

The double stream of piss out of a penis when the penis lips are stuck together in the morning

the tissues on the back of the toilet were fuck when the devil's stream took over . One stream of piss down on my foot and one in the tissue box. What the fuck?

by Thomas broadway May 14, 2015

piss fan

Pulling your foreskin tight and pissing causing a fanning effect.

The golden sun was beautiful as it shined through my piss fan early in the morning.

My new girlfriend said I gave the best golden shower because I used the piss fan technique !

by Thomas broadway May 10, 2015

Hole hoggin

The act of stretching your piss hole over a fire hydrant.

I was having some trouble peeing so the the doctor said I needed a hole hoggin.

I Tried to steal a leprechaun' s gold and he gave me a hole hoggin instead!

by Thomas broadway December 29, 2014