Monkey Smile

Shaved Vagina

Hey Mark,did you hit the monkey smile this weekend!!?

Her bathing suit was so tight you could see her monkey smile.

by Thomas broadway December 01, 2021

Tuna puddle

Wet spot from a good night of sex!!

Mark was having a good night sex with his sister until he rolled over into the tuna puddle and almost drowned!

by Thomas broadway December 08, 2021

Devil's spear

When your lady decides to finger her man's pisshole

I got quite the surprise when my wife gave me the devil's spear. I didn't think her finger would fit in my pisshole.

by Thomas broadway May 27, 2015

chowder shot

the act of blowing your load on someone’s stomach and then licking it up.

Every Christmas Mark likes to do chowder shots with his bother. He says it’s a great way to celebrate.

by Thomas broadway December 10, 2022

Open hole sandwich

A vagina that naturally stays open.

When her pants were off the wind would whistle through her open hole sandwich.

When she has sex it takes three dong's to fill her open whole sandwich.

by Thomas broadway December 26, 2016

piss fan

Pulling your foreskin tight and pissing causing a fanning effect.

The golden sun was beautiful as it shined through my piss fan early in the morning.

My new girlfriend said I gave the best golden shower because I used the piss fan technique !

by Thomas broadway May 10, 2015

Hole hoggin

The act of stretching your piss hole over a fire hydrant.

I was having some trouble peeing so the the doctor said I needed a hole hoggin.

I Tried to steal a leprechaun' s gold and he gave me a hole hoggin instead!

by Thomas broadway December 29, 2014