The Cardovian Conclave doesn't really give me any physical pleasure, but I like the thought of someone yelling at my brown eye.
by Thomas Frick March 24, 2008
Get the Cardovian Conclavemug. The rapid thrusting of a penis through the buttcrack while avoiding penetration; like a hotdog sliding in and out of a bun. See also Appalachian Mundungus
by Thomas Frick March 26, 2008
Get the The Asstric Bypassmug. One who jiggles or tickles or otherwise fondles and manipulates testicles in a pleasing or sometime uncomfortable way.
by Thomas Frick March 24, 2008
Get the Nog Togglermug. When you are too exhausted and can't get off so you start to fuck her from behind pull out and spit on her back so she doesn't feel bad that you didn't get off
Bro, so I was fucking this chick after being out all night hitting the slopes and I couldn't get off so I started fucking her doggy style and then did a emotional support spit because I didn't want her to feel bad that I didn't get off.
by Thomas Frick July 27, 2025
Get the Emotional support spitmug. When you order the handicap hotel room to increase a sexual experience by utilizing all the support bars throughout the room.
I was at the casino and invited this women to my sweet which just happened to be the dicksabled room.
by Thomas Frick August 6, 2025
Get the Dicksabled Roommug. by Thomas Frick July 29, 2025
Get the The devil's fingernailsmug. When a man ejaculates all over someone's face, and then lets the semen dry. Over time it becomes solid, and then is pulled off as a mask.
"What are you gonna be for Halloween? " "I don't know, but if you're lucky you can get the haunted mask!"
by Thomas Frick March 24, 2008
Get the The Haunted Maskmug.