Definitions by Thomas Frick
Dicksabled Room
When you order the handicap hotel room to increase a sexual experience by utilizing all the support bars throughout the room.
I was at the casino and invited this women to my sweet which just happened to be the dicksabled room.
Dicksabled Room by Thomas Frick August 6, 2025
The Devil's Fingernails
The Devil's Fingernails by Thomas Frick July 29, 2025
The devil's fingernails
The devil's fingernails by Thomas Frick July 29, 2025
Emotional support spit
When you are too exhausted and can't get off so you start to fuck her from behind pull out and spit on her back so she doesn't feel bad that you didn't get off
Bro, so I was fucking this chick after being out all night hitting the slopes and I couldn't get off so I started fucking her doggy style and then did a emotional support spit because I didn't want her to feel bad that I didn't get off.
Emotional support spit by Thomas Frick July 27, 2025
Tequila Mockingbird
Someone who, upon becoming intoxicated, attempts (poorly) to sing along to every song that plays around them.
Tequila Mockingbird by Thomas Frick March 27, 2008
Gooch On The Cob
Jerking off a man with one hand and fingering his butthole with the other while simultaneously nibbling on the gooch like it is corn.
Gooch On The Cob by Thomas Frick March 26, 2008
The Asstric Bypass
The rapid thrusting of a penis through the buttcrack while avoiding penetration; like a hotdog sliding in and out of a bun. See also Appalachian Mundungus
The Asstric Bypass by Thomas Frick March 26, 2008