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Definitions by Thomas Frick

Dicksabled Room 

When you order the handicap hotel room to increase a sexual experience by utilizing all the support bars throughout the room.
I was at the casino and invited this women to my sweet which just happened to be the dicksabled room.

The Devil's Fingernails 

When a lady wears a skirt that is too short and her butt cheeks hang out of the bottom.
I was about to pass on this chick but the devil's fingernails got me...

The devil's fingernails 

I was about to pass on this girl but the devil's fingernails got me....

Emotional support spit 

When you are too exhausted and can't get off so you start to fuck her from behind pull out and spit on her back so she doesn't feel bad that you didn't get off
Bro, so I was fucking this chick after being out all night hitting the slopes and I couldn't get off so I started fucking her doggy style and then did a emotional support spit because I didn't want her to feel bad that I didn't get off.

Tequila Mockingbird 

Someone who, upon becoming intoxicated, attempts (poorly) to sing along to every song that plays around them.
I'm trying to actually listen to this song, but all these Tequila Mockingbirds are too damn loud.

Gooch On The Cob 

Jerking off a man with one hand and fingering his butthole with the other while simultaneously nibbling on the gooch like it is corn.
My three most tender spots get stimulated when I get a Gooch on the Cob.

The Asstric Bypass 

The rapid thrusting of a penis through the buttcrack while avoiding penetration; like a hotdog sliding in and out of a bun. See also Appalachian Mundungus
The Asstric Bypass is a good compromise because I love the booty, but she doesn't want to do anal.