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American

-Formal~ An idiot, usually mispronouncing words of the English language.
-Informal~ An individual who lives in the USA and thinks it's safe.

Brit1-Oy mate! Have you seen that American over there?
Brit2-Aye. There a real wanker.

American by This guy man... June 25, 2025

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Uh Papyrus, I burnt the water

A classic Undertale meme where sans ends up burning water and burning down his and Payrus' house.

Uh Papyrus, I burnt the water
SANS HOW THE F*** DID YOU BURN THE WATER
I DON'T KNOW IT JUST CAUGHT ON FIRE

Uh Papyrus, I burnt the water by This guy man... March 22, 2025

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Hey Squidward shut the fuck up

I don't know what your problem is, man. I have 30 minutes for lunch and I'm spending them here, alright? There's no one behind me in line; so what if I took an extra 10 seconds to order. Who cares, man. You really are something else, you know that? Y-you lash out at people, and why? Because you hate your job? News flash, ASSHOLE. Everyone hates their job. I work at the grocery store; I have to deal with bullshit all the time too. But I don't act like a sarcastic prick with customers. You know, Squidward, this town does not like you, and it's not because you're some kind of misunderstood artist, or-or genius, or we just don't get you, it's because you're mean. Alright? Look at Spongebob. He works in front of a hot grill all day, but we all like him, and you know why? Because he's NICE. He says HELLO to us. Look man, I don't wanna be this type of customer, you know, I-I don't like to start fights with folks, but like, y-you can't do that, alright? And I'm not gonna call out Mr. Krabs or anything, I-I just wanna get my food and go. Please learn from this. Alright? Thank you.

What can I get you TODAY sir?
Hey Squidward shut the fuck up.

Hey Squidward shut the fuck up by This guy man... March 21, 2025