Hey Squidward shut the fuck up

I don't know what your problem is, man. I have 30 minutes for lunch and I'm spending them here, alright? There's no one behind me in line; so what if I took an extra 10 seconds to order. Who cares, man. You really are something else, you know that? Y-you lash out at people, and why? Because you hate your job? News flash, ASSHOLE. Everyone hates their job. I work at the grocery store; I have to deal with bullshit all the time too. But I don't act like a sarcastic prick with customers. You know, Squidward, this town does not like you, and it's not because you're some kind of misunderstood artist, or-or genius, or we just don't get you, it's because you're mean. Alright? Look at Spongebob. He works in front of a hot grill all day, but we all like him, and you know why? Because he's NICE. He says HELLO to us. Look man, I don't wanna be this type of customer, you know, I-I don't like to start fights with folks, but like, y-you can't do that, alright? And I'm not gonna call out Mr. Krabs or anything, I-I just wanna get my food and go. Please learn from this. Alright? Thank you.

What can I get you TODAY sir?
Hey Squidward shut the fuck up.

by This guy man... March 21, 2025

SHUT UP MR KRABS SHUT THE FUCK UP

Listen here KRABS me and Squidard QUIT and we gave the formula to Plankton Laughs FUCK YOU.

SHUT UP MR KRABS SHUT THE FUCK UP

by This guy man... March 21, 2025

Bro wat da hael

A poorly spelt way of saying,"What the hell?"
I don't think I need to explain it any more.

Person 1: I found a cat in my plant pot.
Person 2: Bro wat da hael.

by This guy man... March 21, 2025

Why you always lyin

A popular dead meme where a man sang the words,"Why you always lyin?"
Popular within 2010-2012.

Person 1: Why you always lyin?
Person 2: Good one.

by This guy man... March 21, 2025

Uh Papyrus, I burnt the water

A classic Undertale meme where sans ends up burning water and burning down his and Payrus' house.

Uh Papyrus, I burnt the water
SANS HOW THE F*** DID YOU BURN THE WATER
I DON'T KNOW IT JUST CAUGHT ON FIRE

by This guy man... March 22, 2025

Beep boop I am a robot

A common depiction of how robots act. Often as mockery or pure confusion.

Person 1: Beep boop I am a robot.
Robot: Just to educate you, that's a hurtful stereotype.

by This guy man... March 21, 2025

American

-Formal~ An idiot, usually mispronouncing words of the English language.
-Informal~ An individual who lives in the USA and thinks it's safe.

Brit1-Oy mate! Have you seen that American over there?
Brit2-Aye. There a real wanker.

by This guy man... June 25, 2025