Definitions by This Is A fuck win

Nintendo Entertainment System 

The console with the purpose of it implied in its name.

Now you're playing with power! Thx to Nintendo Entertainment System!

Nintendo Entertainment System by This Is A fuck win March 1, 2018

Superman

The world's greatest superhero made into the world's worst video game!

Why make a game like Superman 64? IT SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUX!

Superman by This Is A fuck win March 1, 2018

Final Fantasy II 

The one Final Fantasy game I could fix to make it right, and I mean the Famicom game.

Jeez! Who made Final Fantasy II?

Final Fantasy II by This Is A fuck win March 1, 2018

Manual 

The one time you had to "read" when playing video games but was abolished at the advent of Youtube.

The Manual era is over! Youtube remains supreme!

Manual by This Is A fuck win March 1, 2018

Illness 

A one-way ticket out of school!

I may as well lick the ground for my Illness Ticket!

Illness by This Is A fuck win March 1, 2018

Taxes 

why I hate the government with all of my soul.

Plz fuck off, taxes!

Taxes by This Is A fuck win March 1, 2018

retard 

Half the people in my class who, unfortunately, are the only people who want to be friends, forcing me to be a jerk to them, to shoo them away.

GET OUTTA HERE, YA RETARD!

retard by This Is A fuck win February 28, 2018