Illness

A one-way ticket out of school!

I may as well lick the ground for my Illness Ticket!

by This Is A fuck win March 01, 2018

retard

Half the people in my class who, unfortunately, are the only people who want to be friends, forcing me to be a jerk to them, to shoo them away.

GET OUTTA HERE, YA RETARD!

by This Is A fuck win February 28, 2018

Teacher

the top motivation to skip school.

Why can a teacher exist?

by This Is A fuck win February 02, 2017

Manual

The one time you had to "read" when playing video games but was abolished at the advent of Youtube.

The Manual era is over! Youtube remains supreme!

by This Is A fuck win March 01, 2018

Final Fantasy II

The one Final Fantasy game I could fix to make it right, and I mean the Famicom game.

Jeez! Who made Final Fantasy II?

by This Is A fuck win March 01, 2018

i'll do it tomorrow

The most famous of all procrastination slogans

I really would like to,but,I'll do it tomorrow.

by This Is A fuck win March 06, 2017

i need a vacation

What you say 1,020,920,989,263 times when ever it's true.Like me.I gotta get away!

Please?I need a vacation!

by This Is A fuck win March 01, 2017