Thin White Duke's definitions

Murdor

A murder that is so drawn out and painful that it takes the length of The Lord of the Rings trilogy

Dave: Did you hear about Joe?
Brad: No, what happened to him?
Dave: I heard that he was Murdored last night. I feel awful thinking about what he went through.

by Thin White Duke October 26, 2016

Volunteers

The people you blame for not publishing your Urban Dictionary definition

Bob: Those fucking volunteers at Urban Dictionary turned down my definition for "Cleveland Steamer"

by Thin White Duke November 9, 2016

Cockolate

A penis after it is done giving anal to a dirty asshole.

"I ate the cockolate as soon as he finished with me"

by Thin White Duke April 6, 2020

Coom-pilled

Coombrained beyond all recognition. Pornography is now an ideology.

Brad: Did you see Phil's latest Insta post? He's worshiping that porn chick like she's the first female pope.

Johnny: Man, he's coom-pilled beyond all recognition.

by Thin White Duke January 11, 2024