Definitions by Thin White Duke

Coom-pilled 

Coombrained beyond all recognition. Pornography is now an ideology.

Brad: Did you see Phil's latest Insta post? He's worshiping that porn chick like she's the first female pope.

Johnny: Man, he's coom-pilled beyond all recognition.

Coom-pilled by Thin White Duke January 11, 2024

Cockolate 

A penis after it is done giving anal to a dirty asshole.

"I ate the cockolate as soon as he finished with me"

Cockolate by Thin White Duke April 6, 2020

Volunteers 

The people you blame for not publishing your Urban Dictionary definition

Bob: Those fucking volunteers at Urban Dictionary turned down my definition for "Cleveland Steamer"

Volunteers by Thin White Duke November 9, 2016

Murdor 

A murder that is so drawn out and painful that it takes the length of The Lord of the Rings trilogy

Dave: Did you hear about Joe?
Brad: No, what happened to him?
Dave: I heard that he was Murdored last night. I feel awful thinking about what he went through.

Murdor by Thin White Duke October 26, 2016