Theory's apprentice's definitions

Buttsmut

Buttsmut is anal porn.

I have a fetish for buttsmut.

by Theory's Apprentice July 2, 2006

40 year old virgin

YOU, LOSER!!

Its also the name a very popular movie made by Steve Carell.

You are a 40 year old virgin because you will not have sex until you are 40.

by Theory's apprentice June 30, 2006

Snow day

A glorious day that is celebrated by sledding, having snowball fights, and building snow tunnels.

I had a snow day once, it was awesome..............

by Theory's Apprentice July 5, 2006

Red Sauce

A type of sauce made from tomatoes.

I like red sauce on pasta.

by Theory's apprentice June 30, 2006

me

The best person that exists seriously I am so fucking great I'm really that cool I rule. Me.

Yo man, pass me a drink.

by theory's apprentice July 3, 2006

martin luther king

A great civil rights leader who has been honored by having a day that nobody remembers and a street in the ghetto that is very dangerous.

Friend: Yo, guess what I learned about Martin Luther King today!
Ignant Nigguh: Who dat?

by Theory's Apprentice July 2, 2006

italian

A classification for a type of food that I like a lot.

Me: Hey man did your mom make Italian tonight; I'm very hungry.
Friend: Yea, we're baked ziti.
Me: SWEET!!

by Theory's apprentice June 30, 2006