Umarujitsu

When you're yelling someone's name in an exasperating sexual tone. The Art of Professional Hentai Scream.

Julia-chan: SENPAIII!!!!
Poor bastard Jake: Aye yo what the fuck??
Julia-chan: my apologies, i am a black belt in Umarujitsu.

by Theomegawooloo 69 October 4, 2020

Nut Bullet

When you Nut so hard that it becomes a bullet.

Girl: OH MY GOD!!!!!
Boy: Whew, that was great babe.
Girl: MOTHERFUCKER YOU SHOT ME!!! CALL THE AMBULANCE!!!
Boy: Huh, I guess my dick shot a nut bullet.
Girl: What the fuck? J-JUST CALL THEM!!!!

by Theomegawooloo 69 October 5, 2020

Feymare

A friendly Nightmare broccoli

Wooloo: No
Feymare: yes

by Theomegawooloo 69 September 27, 2020

Batpig

If George from Peppa Pig had the origin story of Batman.

Peppa: hey batpig, wanna know how i got these scars?
Batpig: *deep voice* oink

by Theomegawooloo 69 October 4, 2020

Ennity

The Guy who supplies you with the “Good Stuff” while also having an anime pfp as if he doesn’t care about being a perverted basement dweller.
Keep him close but your PNC closer.

Chris: Hey man, you got something to keep me for a couple of hours?
Ennity: Yeah, what do you need?
Chris: Something hot and sexy but also not illegal.
Ennity: Yeah I got all kinds- wait why did you say “but not illegal”?
Chris:
Ennity:
Chris:
Ennity:
Chris: it’s a long story….

by Theomegawooloo 69 September 3, 2022

Karthijitsu

The Art of Extreme Pressure Washing Nutting. A fighting style for when you nut so hard that it becomes a cum bullet.

Sheila: OH GOD HURTS SO MUCH!!!!
Gabe: Sorry, I'm a black belt at Karthijitsu.
Sheila: MOTHER FUCKER YOU SHOT A BULLET INSIDE OF ME!!! CALL THE AMBULANCE!!!

by Theomegawooloo 69 October 4, 2020

Bokura

Anime weather boi

Dan: hey boku, what is the weather today?
Bokura: *yells in anime* IT WILL BE RAINING, DAN-CHAN!!!!

by Theomegawooloo 69 September 27, 2020