Nut Bullet

When you Nut so hard that it becomes a bullet.

Girl: OH MY GOD!!!!!
Boy: Whew, that was great babe.
Girl: MOTHERFUCKER YOU SHOT ME!!! CALL THE AMBULANCE!!!
Boy: Huh, I guess my dick shot a nut bullet.
Girl: What the fuck? J-JUST CALL THEM!!!!

by Theomegawooloo 69 October 06, 2020

FAI

A merciless duck that knows something that you don't, sure he's helps you but that doesn't mean that you're not on his hit list.

FAI: Quack
Person 1: Aww
Person 2: KILL IT BEFORE IT EATS YOUR FAMILY!!!

by Theomegawooloo 69 October 04, 2020

Bokura

Anime weather boi

Dan: hey boku, what is the weather today?
Bokura: *yells in anime* IT WILL BE RAINING, DAN-CHAN!!!!

by Theomegawooloo 69 September 27, 2020

Feymare

A friendly Nightmare broccoli

Wooloo: No
Feymare: yes

by Theomegawooloo 69 September 27, 2020

Batpig

If George from Peppa Pig had the origin story of Batman.

Peppa: hey batpig, wanna know how i got these scars?
Batpig: *deep voice* oink

by Theomegawooloo 69 October 04, 2020

WHALECUM

Aka The Ultimate Banishment, say this if you want to end someone's existence online. But this only works when the target has just joined a room.

Xx_Gunking_xX: *joins lobby*
TheFatBastard420: WHALECUM!!
Xx_Gunking_xX: *Erased from Existence*

by Theomegawooloo 69 October 04, 2020

Ennity

The Guy who supplies you with the “Good Stuff” while also having an anime pfp as if he doesn’t care about being a perverted basement dweller.
Keep him close but your PNC closer.

Chris: Hey man, you got something to keep me for a couple of hours?
Ennity: Yeah, what do you need?
Chris: Something hot and sexy but also not illegal.
Ennity: Yeah I got all kinds- wait why did you say “but not illegal”?
Chris:
Ennity:
Chris:
Ennity:
Chris: it’s a long story….

by Theomegawooloo 69 September 03, 2022