Theomegawooloo 69's definitions

Ennity

The Guy who supplies you with the “Good Stuff” while also having an anime pfp as if he doesn’t care about being a perverted basement dweller.
Keep him close but your PNC closer.

Chris: Hey man, you got something to keep me for a couple of hours?
Ennity: Yeah, what do you need?
Chris: Something hot and sexy but also not illegal.
Ennity: Yeah I got all kinds- wait why did you say “but not illegal”?
Chris:
Ennity:
Chris:
Ennity:
Chris: it’s a long story….

by Theomegawooloo 69 September 3, 2022

Durpsy

The Meme Second-in Commander.

(Behind E.H. Gamer)

!urban Durpsy

Second in Commander in Memes

by Theomegawooloo 69 January 26, 2021

Nut Bullet

When you Nut so hard that it becomes a bullet.

Girl: OH MY GOD!!!!!
Boy: Whew, that was great babe.
Girl: MOTHERFUCKER YOU SHOT ME!!! CALL THE AMBULANCE!!!
Boy: Huh, I guess my dick shot a nut bullet.
Girl: What the fuck? J-JUST CALL THEM!!!!

by Theomegawooloo 69 October 5, 2020

Karthijitsu

The Art of Extreme Pressure Washing Nutting. A fighting style for when you nut so hard that it becomes a cum bullet.

Sheila: OH GOD HURTS SO MUCH!!!!
Gabe: Sorry, I'm a black belt at Karthijitsu.
Sheila: MOTHER FUCKER YOU SHOT A BULLET INSIDE OF ME!!! CALL THE AMBULANCE!!!

by Theomegawooloo 69 October 4, 2020

Umarujitsu

When you're yelling someone's name in an exasperating sexual tone. The Art of Professional Hentai Scream.

Julia-chan: SENPAIII!!!!
Poor bastard Jake: Aye yo what the fuck??
Julia-chan: my apologies, i am a black belt in Umarujitsu.

by Theomegawooloo 69 October 4, 2020

WHALECUM

Aka The Ultimate Banishment, say this if you want to end someone's existence online. But this only works when the target has just joined a room.

Xx_Gunking_xX: *joins lobby*
TheFatBastard420: WHALECUM!!
Xx_Gunking_xX: *Erased from Existence*

by Theomegawooloo 69 October 4, 2020

Batpig

If George from Peppa Pig had the origin story of Batman.

Peppa: hey batpig, wanna know how i got these scars?
Batpig: *deep voice* oink

by Theomegawooloo 69 October 4, 2020