Fuckhead

What my dad calls me all the time
a "screwup"

Theo, come over here you fuckhead!

by Theo January 15, 2004

Invictus Maneo

freedom of brain expand

blow my brain softwarely

by theo September 06, 2003

mad handles

having amazing abilities with a basketball

extreme handles

Allen Iverson
steve traylor
me

by Theo February 16, 2005

outside

Outside is a place where there's insects and the sun which burns you awfully bad, and there's also grass and trees and butteflys..all poisonous to you, its a horrible, horrible horrible , vile place that you never want to go to

Billy: Wanna go outside Theo?

Theo: NO! Don't make me go outside, you can't make me not even at gunpoint, for I should wish my own life away on a whim rather than
venture to the outside.

Billy: jeez, just asking..

by Theo April 22, 2005

maneurysm

Hysteria or an emotional core meltdown or freakout brought on by the behavior of one's male spouse, significant other, fiance, boyfriend, lover, or booty call.

When Derek stood Janine up she had a maneurysm and you could hear her at the end of the block.

God, don't have a maneurysm; I'm sure he'll call you.

by Theo June 23, 2006

toolshed

A gathering of five or more tools. See toolkit.

That Kappa Alpha party was an absolute toolshed.

by Theo February 17, 2005

esham

An East Detroit rapper.
Acronym: East Side Hoes and Money

e to tha s to tha h to tha m, East Side Hoes and Money

by theo April 04, 2005