Thee Red Monkey's definitions

seams

Shortening of 'seamed stockings', vintage or reproduction nylon or sometimes silk hosiery with a seam going up the back of the leg from under the toes to the stocking top, or welt. The stockings should be shaped to the leg (fully-fashioned) and are sewn up the back, hence the seam. Modern seams are often purely aesthetic and are not neccessary to the construction of the stocking.

Phwoar! Look at that wiggle! She looks good in that tight skirt with seams 'n' heels.

by Thee Red Monkey June 11, 2006

bell-end

1.The glans of the penis. So called because of it's similarity in shape to that of a bell. See also helmet.

2.A foolish person. A plank.

I'd just had one off the wrist but I couldn't find the Kleenex so I had to wipe my bell-end on the curtains.

by Thee Red Monkey June 11, 2006

fuzz

1)Antiquated slang for the police.

2)Pubic hair.

3)Distorted, guitar sound achieved by use of an effects pedal, originally a fuzzbox. The lead on 'I Can't Get No Satisfaction' was played through a fuzz pedal as was the guitar on much garage punk of the 60s.

1)I've been caught by the fuzz!

2)I've been caught by the fuzz!

3)~Man, I'm diggin' the Beach Boys right now!
~Don't listen to that shite, you need to worship the fuzz guitar of Davie Allan and the Arrows!

by Thee Red Monkey June 11, 2006

bollock vomit

The male ejaculate. Seminal fluid.

I hurled bollock vomit all over my jazz mag.

by Thee Red Monkey June 11, 2006

triffic

Shortening of 'terrific'. Meaning great, fantastic, excellent. Commonly used in 1970s Britain. Often sarcastically.

Oh triffic, I've lost my job and my entire family has expired in a car crash.

by Thee Red Monkey June 11, 2006

shag

A partner dance popularised by American college kids in the 1930's. The short form of "collegiate shag". Related to the Charleston that came before and the Lindy Hop that came after.
Characterized by a six-count pattern and a close hold with bums sticking out.

Would you care to shag, Martha?
Why certainly Harold. I haven't danced for weeks!

by Thee Red Monkey June 11, 2006

prole

From "proletarian" meaning wage-earner or worker. The shortened version being a derogatory term used by the middle and upper classes to deride the working class majority.

Oh Tarquin, look at those wretched proles. Set the hounds on them.

by Thee Red Monkey June 11, 2006