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wrist action

An English term for male masturbation. See also having one off the wrist.
Hollyoaks is on telly, time for some wrist action.
by Thee Red Monkey June 11, 2006
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prole

From "proletarian" meaning wage-earner or worker. The shortened version being a derogatory term used by the middle and upper classes to deride the working class majority.
Oh Tarquin, look at those wretched proles. Set the hounds on them.
by Thee Red Monkey June 11, 2006
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grease

Petroleum based pomade used to style the hair. Favoured less in recent times due to all manner of modern waxes, hairsprays amd gels but still de rigeur amongst the swing, rockabilly, and greaser fraternities.
Can be used to create anything from a slicked back 1920s look to a 1950's pompadour.
Have you got any grease? I'm going Lindy Hopping tonight and I want my pomp to look right.
by Thee Red Monkey June 11, 2006
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jive

1) Jazz slang from the 1930s and 40s. The language of swing.
Cab Calloway produced some "hepster dictionaries" in the form of free booklets given away with his recordings of the time.

2)A partner dance from the 1950s based upon a 6-count pattern. A rather simplistic descendent of the more complex and exciting Lindy Hop. Danced to rockabilly, early rhythm 'n' blues, rock 'n' roll and sometimes swing, although Lindy is the preferred dance.
1) first chap~ Get off the fence Hortense! Dig those real gone gates! They totally send me!
second chap~ Sir, are you talking jive to me?

2)I'm knackered, I was jiving all night at the club. The Lindy Hoppers weren't too impressed though as they didn't play much swing.
by Thee Red Monkey June 11, 2006
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bell-end

1.The glans of the penis. So called because of it's similarity in shape to that of a bell. See also helmet.

2.A foolish person. A plank.
I'd just had one off the wrist but I couldn't find the Kleenex so I had to wipe my bell-end on the curtains.
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fuzz

1)Antiquated slang for the police.

2)Pubic hair.

3)Distorted, guitar sound achieved by use of an effects pedal, originally a fuzzbox. The lead on 'I Can't Get No Satisfaction' was played through a fuzz pedal as was the guitar on much garage punk of the 60s.
1)I've been caught by the fuzz!

2)I've been caught by the fuzz!

3)~Man, I'm diggin' the Beach Boys right now!
~Don't listen to that shite, you need to worship the fuzz guitar of Davie Allan and the Arrows!
by Thee Red Monkey June 11, 2006
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seams

Shortening of 'seamed stockings', vintage or reproduction nylon or sometimes silk hosiery with a seam going up the back of the leg from under the toes to the stocking top, or welt. The stockings should be shaped to the leg (fully-fashioned) and are sewn up the back, hence the seam. Modern seams are often purely aesthetic and are not neccessary to the construction of the stocking.
Phwoar! Look at that wiggle! She looks good in that tight skirt with seams 'n' heels.
by Thee Red Monkey June 11, 2006
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