Ring light

A light to hold you phone that breaks too fucking easily

Person 1: dude my ring light broke again

Person 2: again? That’s the 16th time this month

Person 1: I mean that’s ring lights for ya

by Thedemonftheinternet October 28, 2020

Sholr

Use this literally ANYTHING, yes, no, shit, fuck, gay, Apple pie, ANYTHING

Person 1: do you want some sholr?
Person 2 brain: I don’t know what the fuck that is
Person 2: sholr!!

by Thedemonftheinternet May 06, 2021

Elmo

𝐸𝑙𝑚𝑜 𝑖𝑠 𝑤𝑎𝑡𝑐ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔....

Run... Elmo is watching...

Also wtf did you look this up

by Thedemonftheinternet October 28, 2020

Clover tongue

FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE. ISTG IF I SEE ANOTHER PERSON DO IT I WILL COMMIT ARSON. Not like I do that every day BUT STILL, FUCKING. IMPOSSIBLE.

NOT HUMAN: watch what I can do! *does abnormal alien tongue thing*

Me: *commits arson* *starts dancing by fire while singing* WE DIDN'T START THE FIRE IT WAS ALWAYS BURNING SINCE THE WORLDS BEEN TURNING WE DIDN-

Clover tongues are impossible

by Thedemonftheinternet October 28, 2020

Heck

The combination of “hell” and “fuck”

Person one: heck
Me: dang bro

by Thedemonftheinternet October 28, 2020

Paper

Cut my finger on that mf too many damn times

Me: cut my finger
Fren: how?
Me: mf paper

by Thedemonftheinternet October 28, 2020