Definitions by Theamazinggeek
Cougar lure
A naive, and i mean unknowing naive (a guy whose never heard of cugars) young male between the age of 18 and 22 (Yes a potential cub) used as sacrifical lamb. This guy is :
*thrown on or off a dance floor or a isolated spot of the floor,
* thrown in a corner table of a singles bar,
*Thrown to a pack of cougars
To lure cougars away
Or
To lure cougars to you
*thrown on or off a dance floor or a isolated spot of the floor,
* thrown in a corner table of a singles bar,
*Thrown to a pack of cougars
To lure cougars away
Or
To lure cougars to you
The guys threw there cougar lure to the back of the dance floor and every cougar danced over to meet him, leaving the cute coeds for the rest.
Cougar lure by Theamazinggeek May 6, 2018
Headset fuck
The act of having sex with a v-r headset on usually with a pornographic video (a 30 degree or vr video) playing. This kinda allows a guy or gal to have there dream fantasy coming true: to have sex with there dream girl or fave porn star.
Headset fuck by Theamazinggeek May 6, 2018
Cockologist
A guy or girl (straight or gay) who studies dicks. Or
(B) a person whos gotten laid so often, he knows his stuff.
The upshot and the use is ..... they can tell you by sight if you have a possible std. This guy can tell you if its just rug burn or vd. If its an allergy or something more.
(B) a person whos gotten laid so often, he knows his stuff.
The upshot and the use is ..... they can tell you by sight if you have a possible std. This guy can tell you if its just rug burn or vd. If its an allergy or something more.
Cockologist by Theamazinggeek May 3, 2018
boredologist
Scientist who are masters of killing time and good at not getting caught doing these activities. Boredologist come in all shapes, sizes, and ages. From high school kids in the middle of class to real scientist bored with monotony of day to day work.
Finding new ways to combat boredom.
Finding new ways to combat boredom.
The boredologist set his text book as a shield his work. He set up a miniture drivers ed course and placed the tiniest car at the start.
boredologist by Theamazinggeek May 3, 2018
pseudo valentines day
A term for a pre valentines or post valentines day. Spent on this day due to scheduling or cheaper valentines candy and gifts.
The couple spent a lovely pseudo valentines day one day before the real one. They were lovey dovey the entire day so when they worked the next day there would be no loneliness
pseudo valentines day by Theamazinggeek May 3, 2018
Blind kiss
Simply put, a blind kiss is kissing someone (usually a stranger and on the lips) without even looking or thinking twice. This often in bars and especially on new years eve whilst we're singing "should auld acquaintance "
The room counted down to midnight:
5 . . . 4 . . . 3 . . . 2 . . . 1 . . . Happy new year!
Bob gave the first blind kiss to the nearest hoping it was a lady and hoping she was cute. And after pulling away from the first kiss he looked and she was.
5 . . . 4 . . . 3 . . . 2 . . . 1 . . . Happy new year!
Bob gave the first blind kiss to the nearest hoping it was a lady and hoping she was cute. And after pulling away from the first kiss he looked and she was.
Blind kiss by Theamazinggeek April 22, 2018
Blackout sex
Sex (most of the time drunken sex) you have no memory of. You draw a complete blank who you were last night until you face them in the morning.
For futher reference see : american pie beta house
For futher reference see : american pie beta house
Jacob (calling on a cell in a girls bed): dude i had total blackout sex last night with a total hottie. I think"
2 second later a very overly muscular woman came in the room carrying breakfast to his shock
2 second later a very overly muscular woman came in the room carrying breakfast to his shock
Blackout sex by Theamazinggeek April 17, 2018