Definitions by The_ALCH

Life finds a way of not finding a way.

A play on the saying "Life finds a way".

The twist here is that sometimes things do not happen when they should have.
Procrastination, global pandemics, outside influence, many things can be a call for this saying.

"I was going to make lunch, but life finds a way of not finding a way."

Life finds a way of not finding a way. by The_ALCH January 24, 2021

maricojoñetojiliputariano

A conglomerate of Spanish swear words.
This combo is known by people on the Balearic island of Mallorca and has been used on the island since at least the 80's.

Swear includes:

Maricon
Cojones
Gilipollas
Puta

Tu eres un maricojoñetojiliputariano, y tu mamá.

maricojoñetojiliputariano by The_ALCH September 10, 2020

Ghasm

Shortened form of Orghasm.

When a person orgasms but no ejaculate is emitted.

"Firing blanks".

- "Watch out, Ghasms"

"Oh good I just had my hair done" -

Ghasm by The_ALCH July 16, 2020

klivingchen

Combination kitchen/ living room.

The name is a portmanteau of the two room names.

The term was first coined on the show "3rd Rock From The Sun"

"Darling have you seen my keys?"

"Yes, honey, they are in the klivingchen. On the table between the sink and the couch"

klivingchen by The_ALCH February 23, 2020

SMB 

Acronym of "Stupid Morning Bullshit" the title of a daily live streaming show on adultswim.com, hosted by Sally Skinner.

"I am going to watch SMB, it's on right now."

"Stupid Morning Bullshit;
It's the best show on the internet.

Stupid Morning Bullshit;
It's a place where you can make a new friend.

Stupid Morning Bullshit;
Is on right now."

SMB by The_ALCH December 12, 2019

likie 

Cute form of "like", often used in a 3rd person when talking about ones self.

Andrew: "Well, how is it?"
Bernard: "It's good, me likie"

Randy: "Because it's grown here, on a farm. It's not cut with any nasty chemicals or nasty impurities.
Santa: "No you can tell it's really clean. Santa likie"

likie by The_ALCH December 12, 2019

Red eye at night 

A play on the rhyme "Red sky at night", this is an excerpt of the entire rhyme;

"Red eye at night,
Stoners delight.

Red eye in the morning,
Stoners warning."

The rhyme refers to marijuana smoking, which can cause a users eyes to become bloodshot and red, and often being a telltale sign of somebody being stoned.

"Red eye at night,
Stoners delight.

Red eye in the morning,
Stoners warning."

Red eye at night by The_ALCH August 16, 2019