When you wake up and start deflating after a nice long night of building up gas throughout your digestive system.
"*beepbeep, beepbeep, beepbeep*
*Stretch, yawn, fart, burp*
Looks like I have started my morning deflation"
"Honey can you take your morning deflation to the bathroom?"
"If I don't start my morning deflation soon I might explode"
*Stretch, yawn, fart, burp*
Looks like I have started my morning deflation"
"Honey can you take your morning deflation to the bathroom?"
"If I don't start my morning deflation soon I might explode"
by The_ALCH June 15, 2019
Get the morning deflation mug.Acronym of "Stupid Morning Bullshit" the title of a daily live streaming show on adultswim.com, hosted by Sally Skinner.
"I am going to watch SMB, it's on right now."
"Stupid Morning Bullshit;
It's the best show on the internet.
Stupid Morning Bullshit;
It's a place where you can make a new friend.
Stupid Morning Bullshit;
Is on right now."
"Stupid Morning Bullshit;
It's the best show on the internet.
Stupid Morning Bullshit;
It's a place where you can make a new friend.
Stupid Morning Bullshit;
Is on right now."
by The_ALCH December 12, 2019
Get the SMB mug.A play on the rhyme "Red sky at night", this is an excerpt of the entire rhyme;
"Red eye at night,
Stoners delight.
Red eye in the morning,
Stoners warning."
The rhyme refers to marijuana smoking, which can cause a users eyes to become bloodshot and red, and often being a telltale sign of somebody being stoned.
"Red eye at night,
Stoners delight.
Red eye in the morning,
Stoners warning."
The rhyme refers to marijuana smoking, which can cause a users eyes to become bloodshot and red, and often being a telltale sign of somebody being stoned.
by The_ALCH August 16, 2019
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Get the Ghasm mug.A term to describe pistachio nuts.
With their shells, the way they are eaten and their morish nature, "oysters of the land" has become an apt description for pistachios.
With their shells, the way they are eaten and their morish nature, "oysters of the land" has become an apt description for pistachios.
"Pistachios truly are the oysters of the land" ...*slurp*.
I am going to buy myself some oysters of the land.
I am going to buy myself some oysters of the land.
by The_ALCH November 25, 2023
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Bernard: "It's good, me likie"
Randy: "Because it's grown here, on a farm. It's not cut with any nasty chemicals or nasty impurities.
Santa: "No you can tell it's really clean. Santa likie"
Bernard: "It's good, me likie"
Randy: "Because it's grown here, on a farm. It's not cut with any nasty chemicals or nasty impurities.
Santa: "No you can tell it's really clean. Santa likie"
by The_ALCH December 12, 2019
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The joke goes:
A: Heres a joke for you. 00000001
B: What?
A: Don't you get it?
B: No?
A: I guess it's a bit too much for you.
Joke written by The_ALCH around 2002 (exact date cannot be remembered).
The joke goes:
A: Heres a joke for you. 00000001
B: What?
A: Don't you get it?
B: No?
A: I guess it's a bit too much for you.
Joke written by The_ALCH around 2002 (exact date cannot be remembered).
A: Heres a joke for you. 00000001
B: What?
A: Don't you get it?
B: No?
A: I guess it's a bit too much for you.
B: What?
A: Don't you get it?
B: No?
A: I guess it's a bit too much for you.
by The_ALCH January 10, 2023
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