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00000001

"I guess it's a bit too much for you"
The joke goes:

A: Heres a joke for you. 00000001
B: What?
A: Don't you get it?
B: No?
A: I guess it's a bit too much for you.

Joke written by The_ALCH around 2002 (exact date cannot be remembered).
A: Heres a joke for you. 00000001
B: What?
A: Don't you get it?
B: No?
A: I guess it's a bit too much for you.
by The_ALCH January 10, 2023
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SMB

Acronym of "Stupid Morning Bullshit" the title of a daily live streaming show on adultswim.com, hosted by Sally Skinner.
"I am going to watch SMB, it's on right now."

"Stupid Morning Bullshit;
It's the best show on the internet.

Stupid Morning Bullshit;
It's a place where you can make a new friend.

Stupid Morning Bullshit;
Is on right now."
by The_ALCH December 12, 2019
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Ghasm

Shortened form of Orghasm.

When a person orgasms but no ejaculate is emitted.

"Firing blanks".
- "Watch out, Ghasms"

"Oh good I just had my hair done" -
by The_ALCH July 16, 2020
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Red eye in the morning

A play on the rhyme "Red sky at night", this is an excerpt of the entire rhyme;

"Red eye at night,
Stoners delight.

Red eye in the morning,
Stoners warning."

The rhyme refers to marijuana smoking, which can cause a users eyes to become bloodshot and red, and often being a telltale sign of somebody being stoned.
"Red eye at night,
Stoners delight.

Red eye in the morning,
Stoners warning."
by The_ALCH August 16, 2019
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oysters of the land

A term to describe pistachio nuts.
With their shells, the way they are eaten and their morish nature, "oysters of the land" has become an apt description for pistachios.
"Pistachios truly are the oysters of the land" ...*slurp*.

I am going to buy myself some oysters of the land.
by The_ALCH November 25, 2023
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booyaka

Possibly and probably General Levy's greatest contribution to the world, featured in the track "Incredible" (The Jungle Is Massive) by M-Beat, "Booyaka booyaka" and the Jungle craze swept the world and empowered a short generation with some of the most intensely uplifting vibes with the Jungle music revolution.
"Booyaka" was quickly absorbed and accepted by humanity as a word to describe and let out the awesome feeling inside, when one is king of the world.
"Booyaka booyaka
When the general ah pass
Booyaka booyaka
M-Beat run the dance
Booyaka booyaka
We nah tek back nah talk
Booyaka booyaka
......Incredible "

"BOOYAKA!"
by The_ALCH December 26, 2008
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likie

Cute form of "like", often used in a 3rd person when talking about ones self.
Andrew: "Well, how is it?"
Bernard: "It's good, me likie"

Randy: "Because it's grown here, on a farm. It's not cut with any nasty chemicals or nasty impurities.
Santa: "No you can tell it's really clean. Santa likie"
by The_ALCH December 12, 2019
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