bag o' beetus

(noun) synonym for extra large, extra salty, extra greasy, bag of potato chips

Mary: Henry watch ur diabeetus!
Henry: I wanna eat mah bag o' beetus!
*munch, munch, munch*

by TheWhiteBowser February 16, 2017

blame google

When blaming Bill Gates for all your technology problems fell out of style. A new phrase was born. One that is far more accurate.

Person 1: Goddamnit my microwave is busted!
Person 2: blame google

by TheWhiteBowser October 11, 2016

pulling the electric

(verb) having hard sex with a stripper and lovin' every minute of it!

Season 3 episode 1 of Supernatural.
Bobby: So where's your brother?
Sam: Pulling the electric.
Bobby: What?
Sam: Nevermind...

by TheWhiteBowser July 22, 2016

Fucksexual

A person who is attracted to inanimate objects and will hump anything (not anyone) no matter what it is when they get the urge to.

Person 1: Why is Kevin humping the couch?
Person 2: He's Fucksexual.

by TheWhiteBowser July 25, 2016

bag of fucks

Something you carry around with you to help or heal people. But you only choose to use it if necessary. Unfortunately I lost mine...

Person 1: Damn it I lost the duel! Why you use meta? blah blah blah
Person 2: Sorry I can't find my bag of fucks.

by TheWhiteBowser November 06, 2016

Westboro Baptist Church

A group of people that provokes and loves to incite hate and racism. They truly do give Christians a bad name.

Westboro Baptist Church is sponsored by yours truly the prince of darkness, Lucifer.

by TheWhiteBowser July 21, 2016

explansion

When someone uses means of explosives to expand the territory of their land.

The pioneers used explansions to destroy the appalachian mountains for their coal.

by TheWhiteBowser July 18, 2016