Definitions by TheWhiteBowser
time to carb up!
A phrase that is common among the vocal vegan population. It is meant as the solution to literally EVERYTHING especially when you are starving like hell and are forced to eat and entire bag of raw potatoes to survive.
Trying to go vegan guy: OMG I feel like absolute shit! No energy to do anything. I can't move. Help me Rebecca!
Rebecca (the vegan): Time to carb up! *Drops a plate full of potatoes on him*
Rebecca (the vegan): Time to carb up! *Drops a plate full of potatoes on him*
time to carb up! by TheWhiteBowser August 15, 2016
PMV
Acronym for Pony Music Video. Currently the BEST and only way to get an aspiring video editor noticed on youtube. Because the MLP fanbase likes to bathe the internet in ponies for passtime. PMVs don't even have to be good half the time. They can be edited like absolute crap and they still get 5,000 views after 24 hours.
Video Editor: I've been making AMV's for 5 years and my videos never go over 300 views!
Dude 1: You should make a PMV! You'll get noticed real quick.
*Video Editor makes shitty ass PMV*
10,971 views after one day.
Seems legit.
Dude 1: You should make a PMV! You'll get noticed real quick.
*Video Editor makes shitty ass PMV*
10,971 views after one day.
Seems legit.
PMV by TheWhiteBowser August 2, 2016
M.A. Larson
The nemesis of My Little Pony. The creator of Twilicorn. The author of Pennyroyal Academy. The writer of the 100th episode of MLP. The man that every brony on Earth loves to death and hates to the core simultaneously for no credible reason relating to My Little Pony.
M.A. Larson is our God Emperor and we will all bow down to him for his genius as we pour cyanide in his drink.
M.A. Larson by TheWhiteBowser August 2, 2016
Packing the Fudge
A saying the originated in the 70's. When two homosexual males have sex there is only one of two places that dick is going into. Let's just hope it doesn't cause constipation. Gay people need a way to make love too.
Packing the Fudge by TheWhiteBowser August 2, 2016
political card war
Usually only seen in the United States, because they have such a broken democracy system. If you can even call it that. During the primary debates between multiple candidates, or more commonly the presidential debates between the two candidates. Each candidate will have a deck of cards sitting underneath a compartment of their podium. When the debate begins each candidate draws 5 cards. During the debate when another candidate is asked a question the opposing candidate will draw 1 card from their deck. They can then play the card during their Main Phase 1 when one of the opposing candidates is halfway through finishing their sentence. The cards include but are not limited to, the race card, the gender card, the deleted emails card, the wall card, the climate change card, and even the newly released Twilight Sparkle card which was played to defend Melania Trump's speech during the RNC. The rules of this game change daily but one thing is certain. Yu-gi-oh is better than this bullshit.
Reporter: Hiliary what is your opinion on gay marriage?
*Donald Trump draws 1 card*
Hiliary Clinton: Well I think---
Trump: I activate the deleted emails card! Where are those emails Hiliary?
Hiliary: I counter by activating the race card! What do you have to say about all your insults you bigot?
Trump: I activate the wall card blocking your race card!
Hiliary: argh!
Trump: This duel is over! On my next turn I will depleted you LP to zero!
Hiliary *gasp*
Reporter: What are they doing?
Reporter 2: It's a political card war.
Reporter: But they still didn't answer my question. This isn't a debate it's a pissing contest!
*Donald Trump draws 1 card*
Hiliary Clinton: Well I think---
Trump: I activate the deleted emails card! Where are those emails Hiliary?
Hiliary: I counter by activating the race card! What do you have to say about all your insults you bigot?
Trump: I activate the wall card blocking your race card!
Hiliary: argh!
Trump: This duel is over! On my next turn I will depleted you LP to zero!
Hiliary *gasp*
Reporter: What are they doing?
Reporter 2: It's a political card war.
Reporter: But they still didn't answer my question. This isn't a debate it's a pissing contest!
political card war by TheWhiteBowser July 27, 2016
motorsexual
Someone who is sexually attracted to cars or motorcycles (see yusei fudo or dean winchester) Motorsexuals are most commonly know for their deep love for their vehicles, strangely enough all motorsexuals address their vehicles as female indicating some obscure hetero-relation.
Example of a Motorsexual from Yugioh 5D's one shot.
Yusei Fudo: I just want to ride my girlfriend. All night long.
Black Rose: Oh Yusei I ----
Yusei Fudo: TALKING ABOUT MY BIKE!!!
Yusei Fudo: I just want to ride my girlfriend. All night long.
Black Rose: Oh Yusei I ----
Yusei Fudo: TALKING ABOUT MY BIKE!!!
motorsexual by TheWhiteBowser July 26, 2016
Denihilism
The belief that the internet is God and that the internet holds all the answers to life and creation. Denihilism believers spend their entire lives browsing the internet and never stop. They have multiple Tumblr and Twitter accounts for each of their multiple personalities and genders.
Person: I just spent the last 12 hours browsing the internet on tumblr and google.
Person 2: Oh really? Would you like to join denihilism?
Person 2: Oh really? Would you like to join denihilism?
Denihilism by TheWhiteBowser July 25, 2016