asshole radio

When you are depressed and you turn on the radio to make yourself happy with music. But instead the radio plays just the right song to make you more depressed than you were before.

Brent just got dumped by Roxanne so he went out to his car to chill out and turned on the radio but it started playing "1 is the loneliest number" Asshole Radio

by TheWhiteBowser October 11, 2016

Nihilism

In comparison to atheism which is to not believe in God or religion, nihilism is to believe in nothing. Not even pizza!

Person: Hey want to go get some pizza at the local dinner?
Nihilism person: What is the point of pizza when there is no point to existence, past, present, or future?
Person: Dude you really need to get laid.
Nihilism person: That's just it I have been laid but what's the point in that when no one can find true meaning to ANYTHING!

by TheWhiteBowser July 09, 2016

political card war

Usually only seen in the United States, because they have such a broken democracy system. If you can even call it that. During the primary debates between multiple candidates, or more commonly the presidential debates between the two candidates. Each candidate will have a deck of cards sitting underneath a compartment of their podium. When the debate begins each candidate draws 5 cards. During the debate when another candidate is asked a question the opposing candidate will draw 1 card from their deck. They can then play the card during their Main Phase 1 when one of the opposing candidates is halfway through finishing their sentence. The cards include but are not limited to, the race card, the gender card, the deleted emails card, the wall card, the climate change card, and even the newly released Twilight Sparkle card which was played to defend Melania Trump's speech during the RNC. The rules of this game change daily but one thing is certain. Yu-gi-oh is better than this bullshit.

Reporter: Hiliary what is your opinion on gay marriage?
*Donald Trump draws 1 card*
Hiliary Clinton: Well I think---
Trump: I activate the deleted emails card! Where are those emails Hiliary?
Hiliary: I counter by activating the race card! What do you have to say about all your insults you bigot?
Trump: I activate the wall card blocking your race card!
Hiliary: argh!
Trump: This duel is over! On my next turn I will depleted you LP to zero!
Hiliary *gasp*
Reporter: What are they doing?
Reporter 2: It's a political card war.
Reporter: But they still didn't answer my question. This isn't a debate it's a pissing contest!

by TheWhiteBowser July 27, 2016

time to carb up!

A phrase that is common among the vocal vegan population. It is meant as the solution to literally EVERYTHING especially when you are starving like hell and are forced to eat and entire bag of raw potatoes to survive.

Trying to go vegan guy: OMG I feel like absolute shit! No energy to do anything. I can't move. Help me Rebecca!
Rebecca (the vegan): Time to carb up! *Drops a plate full of potatoes on him*

by TheWhiteBowser August 15, 2016

25

A number funnier than 24.

Hey Patrick! I just thought of a number funnier that 24!
Lemme hear it.
25!
*Laughs*

by TheWhiteBowser October 28, 2016

Packing the Fudge

A saying the originated in the 70's. When two homosexual males have sex there is only one of two places that dick is going into. Let's just hope it doesn't cause constipation. Gay people need a way to make love too.

When Gary put his dick up Larry's ass he started packing the fudge.

by TheWhiteBowser August 02, 2016

Denihilism

The belief that the internet is God and that the internet holds all the answers to life and creation. Denihilism believers spend their entire lives browsing the internet and never stop. They have multiple Tumblr and Twitter accounts for each of their multiple personalities and genders.

Person: I just spent the last 12 hours browsing the internet on tumblr and google.
Person 2: Oh really? Would you like to join denihilism?

by TheWhiteBowser July 25, 2016