Definitions by TheWhiteBowser

Fucksexual 

A person who is attracted to inanimate objects and will hump anything (not anyone) no matter what it is when they get the urge to.

Person 1: Why is Kevin humping the couch?
Person 2: He's Fucksexual.

Fucksexual by TheWhiteBowser July 25, 2016

pulling the electric

(verb) having hard sex with a stripper and lovin' every minute of it!

Season 3 episode 1 of Supernatural.
Bobby: So where's your brother?
Sam: Pulling the electric.
Bobby: What?
Sam: Nevermind...

pulling the electric by TheWhiteBowser July 22, 2016

Team Valor 

Team Valor is one of the 3 teams to choose in Pokemon Go. As an acronym they stand for Victory, Absolute, Loyalty, Outgoing, and Respect. Also their leader Candela has quite an impressive rack indicating gamers that choose Valor have a better sex life and live happier.

People choose Team Valor because Candela is sexy af!

Team Valor by TheWhiteBowser July 22, 2016

Westboro Baptist Church 

A group of people that provokes and loves to incite hate and racism. They truly do give Christians a bad name.

Westboro Baptist Church is sponsored by yours truly the prince of darkness, Lucifer.

Westboro Baptist Church by TheWhiteBowser July 21, 2016

bullshit essay 

When your college term paper is due in less than an hour and you just decide to shit out whatever words come to mind first into a Word document and hope to get a decent grade.

Melania Trump wrote a bullshit essay to cover for her speech at the RNC 2016.

bullshit essay by TheWhiteBowser July 20, 2016

republican 

(noun) a political retard

Republican: If we follow the Bible we can create the perfect government!

republican by TheWhiteBowser July 19, 2016

Unicorn 

Don't you dare tell me they're not real! THEY ARE REAL GODDAMNIT!

Unicorns are real!

Unicorn by TheWhiteBowser July 18, 2016