TheWhiteBowser's definitions

Fucksexual

A person who is attracted to inanimate objects and will hump anything (not anyone) no matter what it is when they get the urge to.

Person 1: Why is Kevin humping the couch?
Person 2: He's Fucksexual.

by TheWhiteBowser July 25, 2016

motorsexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to cars or motorcycles (see yusei fudo or dean winchester) Motorsexuals are most commonly know for their deep love for their vehicles, strangely enough all motorsexuals address their vehicles as female indicating some obscure hetero-relation.

Example of a Motorsexual from Yugioh 5D's one shot.
Yusei Fudo: I just want to ride my girlfriend. All night long.
Black Rose: Oh Yusei I ----
Yusei Fudo: TALKING ABOUT MY BIKE!!!

by TheWhiteBowser July 26, 2016

time to carb up!

A phrase that is common among the vocal vegan population. It is meant as the solution to literally EVERYTHING especially when you are starving like hell and are forced to eat and entire bag of raw potatoes to survive.

Trying to go vegan guy: OMG I feel like absolute shit! No energy to do anything. I can't move. Help me Rebecca!
Rebecca (the vegan): Time to carb up! *Drops a plate full of potatoes on him*

by TheWhiteBowser August 15, 2016

bullshit essay

When your college term paper is due in less than an hour and you just decide to shit out whatever words come to mind first into a Word document and hope to get a decent grade.

Melania Trump wrote a bullshit essay to cover for her speech at the RNC 2016.

by TheWhiteBowser July 20, 2016

fat rape

When a fat person uses the sheer amount of bulbous immense fat on their body to sufficate a person into submission so they can more easily be raped without them having to burn too many calories.

The 400 pound fat bitch used her belly to push said victim into the corner of the bathroom stall then turned around smacking him with her even larger ass, proceeding to sit on him until he stopped struggling and became nearly unconscious. After which satisfyingly started to fat rape him without having to exert that much more energy.

by TheWhiteBowser March 16, 2016

M.A. Larson

The nemesis of My Little Pony. The creator of Twilicorn. The author of Pennyroyal Academy. The writer of the 100th episode of MLP. The man that every brony on Earth loves to death and hates to the core simultaneously for no credible reason relating to My Little Pony.

M.A. Larson is our God Emperor and we will all bow down to him for his genius as we pour cyanide in his drink.

by TheWhiteBowser August 2, 2016

triple agent

Someone who you think is your friend, but then betrays you for the sole purpose of capturing your other friend who is a double agent.

Oblivious Motherfucker: How could you betray me?
Triple Agent: I only betrayed you so you could uncover the truth about Nina!
Oblivious Motherfucker: But Jack is my best friend! You are nothing to me now!
Triple Agent: Actually I'm all that you've got.

by TheWhiteBowser October 3, 2016