TheWarHorse100's definitions

Chocking

The way that "Choking" is spelled by idiots

Paper: The victim was chocking
Teacher: Are you retarded? it's spelled "Choking"

by TheWarHorse100 October 9, 2018

Cinnamon Toast Fuckery

-Something that is so unbelievably insane, supernatural, and/or surreal

-Something that is so confusing that you cannot wrap your head around it.

I went outside and was greeted by a plane crash, followed by a forest fire. That's some cinnamon toast fuckery

What in the cinnamon toast fuck is the mass of the universe?

I have to divide by a letter to get a number. That's some cinnamon toast fuckery

by TheWarHorse100 July 20, 2020

Bed

Where you were conceived

My parents had sex in their bed, that's the reason why we exist

by TheWarHorse100 January 15, 2021

The Best Day Ever

The day that never seems to exist but only as a mere figment of your imagination.

Child: Today is going to be the best day ever!

Also Child The Next Day: Today is going to be the best day ever!

by TheWarHorse100 November 30, 2019

L's

Something you have to take in order to get W's

Sometimes, no matter how skilled you are, you have to take L's

by TheWarHorse100 August 22, 2019

Eye floaters

Those annoying little pieces of shit that dance around in your eyes like it's a goddamn nightclub, they also can cause panic and anxiety in some people (Myself included)

These fucking eye floaters are starting to piss me off

by TheWarHorse100 July 9, 2019

I'm sorry

A phrase that you don't really mean

I'm sorry.....not really

by TheWarHorse100 June 29, 2020