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For his birthday, he gets to choose how they will make love. The position is therefore called birthday position.
My husband can ask me all year round if we do it this way, but I always answer: it's not your birthday. This is your birthday position!
My wife has also invented an Urban Dictionary word. It's both appealing and bitter: the birthday position.
My wife has also invented an Urban Dictionary word. It's both appealing and bitter: the birthday position.
by ThePhysopher May 4, 2025
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Making decisions is always a task. But it is an unpleasant task for many people. The term "menuphobia" describes this aversion to having to choose between several alternatives.
Making decisions is always a task. But it is an unpleasant task for many people. The term "menuphobia" describes this aversion to having to choose between several alternatives.
I hate long lists of choices in restaurants. My wife always makes the better choice and I have to watch her. I already have real menu phobia.
There is so much great food to choose from on the cruise that I can't make up my mind. I suffer from menuphobia.
There is so much great food to choose from on the cruise that I can't make up my mind. I suffer from menuphobia.
by ThePhysopher June 14, 2024
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Common similar activities called Obsessive Compulsive Disorders or OCDs include hand washing, counting of things, and checking to see if a door is locked.
Common similar activities called Obsessive Compulsive Disorders or OCDs include hand washing, counting of things, and checking to see if a door is locked.
This Christmas joke card is so great. It fits perfectly to John: Sent!
Oh dear, you suffer from CID, that social media disorder. The full technical term is Obsessive-Compulsive Instagram Disorder (OCID). Or just CID.
Oh, you are a wise guy.
Oh dear, you suffer from CID, that social media disorder. The full technical term is Obsessive-Compulsive Instagram Disorder (OCID). Or just CID.
Oh, you are a wise guy.
by ThePhysopher December 22, 2018
Get the Obsessive-Compulsive Instagram Disorder (OCID) mug.Literally the opposite of "selfie":
Be photographed by another person the old fashioned way. Often (previously) asking a third person "Could you please make of photo of me/us?".
Derived from the French "autre" other resp. "autrui" others imitative to the rhyme of "selfie"
Be photographed by another person the old fashioned way. Often (previously) asking a third person "Could you please make of photo of me/us?".
Derived from the French "autre" other resp. "autrui" others imitative to the rhyme of "selfie"
After having made some selfies, he asked a passer-by to make a real autrie.
While selfies are more intimate, an autrie is much more formal with a correct perspective.
While selfies are more intimate, an autrie is much more formal with a correct perspective.
by ThePhysopher June 28, 2017
Get the autrie mug.An absurd statement of the truth content and the implied social attitude of "the earth is flat", i.e. not a sphere. It is sometimes seemingly obvious, but completely false.
The world of people's opinions is full of "flatearthisms". In the area of climate change, for example, it is the statement that the atmosphere contains far too little CO2 to warm up.
It is a flatearthism that an amethyst crystal under the pillow ensures a good night's sleep, rather the opposite.
It is a flatearthism that an amethyst crystal under the pillow ensures a good night's sleep, rather the opposite.
by ThePhysopher April 25, 2024
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