ass urine

Diarrhea that is so liquid that it almost seems like urine.

After eating those hot wings, I ended up with Ass Urine.

by TheMonger April 06, 2006

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proofread

That brief moment after you utilize toilet paper for its intended purpose when you quickly inspect the content before discarding it.

I had to proofread my shit to check for corn.

by TheMonger May 08, 2006

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A holiday that seems to exist only for the purpose of selling greeting cards (and flowers, etc).

"What the hell, it's Administrative Professionals Day?"
Yep, just another Hallmark Holiday."

by TheMonger April 25, 2006

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Combination of Spanish and English that creates the insult Cock Smoker (literal translation is "smoker of the cock").
See cock smoker or cock sucker.

Guy 1: You suck!

Guy 2: Yeah well you're a fumidor del cock.

by TheMonger September 29, 2006

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We're fucked in Spanish. Used to describe state of intoxication. Usually uttered after eating mexican food at 2am when drunk.

We stopped at Taco Bell, Estamos Chingados!

by TheMonger April 13, 2006

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When you are willing to do something, you would not otherwise do, if food is involved. Primarily the food is free.

"I've gotta go to this stupid work thing. I wouldn't go but there's food, so I'm going cause I'm food motivated."

by TheMonger April 25, 2007

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Someone who approves all the MySpace friend requests just so they can feel important.

Did you see all of Cindy's friends? Man, she is such a MySpace Whore.

by TheMonger May 17, 2006

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