britney spears

an artificial/superficial pop diva with crappy music, and stinky feet!

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(from an Annanova entertainment news report from 2004):

Britney spears caused a real stink when her smelly feet gassed a plane full of people.

Passengers complained when the star shed her shoes on a flight, releasing a horrid stench to other unsuspecting airline travelers.

The smell was so bad that a stewardess asked Britney to put them back on, reports The Sun.

Britney, 23, caused a stir as she and hubby Kevin Federline, 26, flew from Los Angeles to New York. The singer blamed the stench on her shoes.

One passenger said: "The smell was unbelievable! One woman had a word with the air hostess, then three or four others complained. She looked pretty embarrassed as she tapped Britney on the shoulder and asked her very politely to put her shoes back on.

"Britney went red, laughed and said her shoes make her feet stink. Thankfully she put them back on. There's no way we could have put up with her case of foot odor for much longer!"
by TheMocker December 03, 2005
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