Finished Room over Garage. like the ultimate Bonus Room, this is rented out as a suite or even complete studio apartment.
The next step in bachelor living, once you've graduated from dorm-style living to shared house and are now ready for the semblance of having your own place. One of the most basic forms of bachelor pad, but none the less enviable when done right. A sign you've made it in the world.
The next step in bachelor living, once you've graduated from dorm-style living to shared house and are now ready for the semblance of having your own place. One of the most basic forms of bachelor pad, but none the less enviable when done right. A sign you've made it in the world.
Level 1 Bachelor: hey Fly Honeys, let's call it a night and go to my place.
Fly Honeys: You can't take me to your homeboy's place while your homeboys are there.
Level 9 Bachelor: Fly Honeys, I invite you to the master suite of my little place, a most excellent FROG on Oak St.
Fly Honeys: Yeah, let's do the wild thing!
Fly Honeys: You can't take me to your homeboy's place while your homeboys are there.
Level 9 Bachelor: Fly Honeys, I invite you to the master suite of my little place, a most excellent FROG on Oak St.
Fly Honeys: Yeah, let's do the wild thing!
by TheGoyWonder September 16, 2013

Gold Star Moms are very responsible guardians of their vaginas, and birth the healthiest babies. They are the antithesis of slutty single moms.
The cackling hens at the PTA meeting had no choice but to shutup and respect the authority of the Gold Star Mom.
The cackling hens at the PTA meeting had no choice but to shutup and respect the authority of the Gold Star Mom.
by TheGoyWonder August 05, 2016

The ultimate in men's fashion
by TheGoyWonder May 15, 2013

When a guy sticks a dildo up his ass to cum harder.
Unlike the typical female, the typical male does not have dozens of dildos on hand, so he usually uses a large carrot.
Unlike the typical female, the typical male does not have dozens of dildos on hand, so he usually uses a large carrot.
by TheGoyWonder November 12, 2013

Tit Pic sent in texting/sexting. A picture of the female party's breasts unceremoniously taken with a mobile phone, to be viewed on the male party's mobile phone.
BigDaddy69: Hey baby hey baby hey, any chance you can send a tit pic?
HoneyBunz69: idk lol
----later that evening-------
BigDaddy69: 'Nite babe. Dont forget- TP
----next day, in real life-----
hey guys, I was sexting with this slut last nite, look at this TP!
HoneyBunz69: idk lol
----later that evening-------
BigDaddy69: 'Nite babe. Dont forget- TP
----next day, in real life-----
hey guys, I was sexting with this slut last nite, look at this TP!
by TheGoyWonder May 04, 2013

by TheGoyWonder September 03, 2019

Seeking a regular guy...or girl! (not really) for a long term relationship...or fling! (not really)
I'm such a pansexual, haha.
Athletes preferred.
I'm such a pansexual, haha.
Athletes preferred.
by TheGoyWonder September 23, 2016
