Urban Dictionary: Definitions by TheGoyWonder

music of the spheres

Farting. The spheres are the buttcheeks!

gather round brothers and sisters, and hear the music of the spheres!
PFFFFFFT.

by TheGoyWonder February 22, 2017

(adj) Well-spoken, possessing a talent for lucid and effortless speech.

A secret racial slur against blacks. When a black person delivers an impressive speech, interview, or story and is complimented as articulate, their temper will boil on sight. The tenuous implication being, you were surprised they could even speak.

"...and those are the biggest ways Aristotle differed from Plato's teaching."

"I have to agree, that was quite an articulate discourse"

"WHAT YOU TALKIN BOUT KRACKA??"

by TheGoyWonder May 25, 2014

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wop n' flop

Colloquial expression for a dance. Participants practice the dance disciplines of Booty (ie wop) and Break (ie flintstone flop)

Kool Herc is DJing at Danceteria, it's going to be an old fashioned wop n' flop.

by TheGoyWonder January 21, 2013

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heteroflexible

When a girl is hot, but she got fingerbanged by her rugby team.

"I hope you can handle me, I'm heteroflexible. That makes me cool, and you have to be okay with it!"
translation: she once drank too much and got diddled by her rugby team captain.

by TheGoyWonder May 28, 2016

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Breathing In Fire

Placing a bag of cocaine over one's head, such that all the cocaine within must be snorted before air can be inhaled.

Vic was so bummed by the bad news he started breathing in fire

by TheGoyWonder June 3, 2017

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Paper Towel

Mortal enemy of the toilet. As little as half a sheet can incapacitate the mightiest of crap cans.

This is such a problem that paper towels have been outright banned in several housing projects.

Little help broh! Out of TP.
I got nothing fer you, sorry brah.
Broh really, what about a paper towel?
HELL NO!

by TheGoyWonder January 1, 2016

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