Soft Serve Ice Cream

The only thing keeping humanity alive, including air-conditioning.
Humanity: "HOW COULD I EER LIVE WITHOUT AIR CONDITIONING AND SOFT SERVE ICE CREAM???
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Kangaroo

Animals that have escaped from, "The ministry of Strange, Unusual and Impossible things." Have you ever wondered why Kangaroos stand out from all other animals so much? I mean, They are huge, they look like a mix of a human and a giant rabbit, but with weird holes instead of bellybuttons? But being the smartest in the Ministry Containment Of Odd Animals, they somehow escaped their cage and are out and about, causing havoc and chaos. Global Warming? More like nauseous gas that kangaroos have farted out. Water contamination isn't because of harmful chemicals and un- sanitized water. It's because kangaroos are infecting it. Kangaroos want to see the world crumble. If you ever see a kangaroo, run as fast as you can. They can kick you 100 metres in the air.
National Geographic guy: "And here, we have a kangaroo in its natural habitat..."
Me: "TURN IT OFF ! KANGAROOS ARE GOING TO KILL US ALL! TURN IT OFF!"
by TheGirlWhoGossipsInTheCorner January 22, 2023
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Air Conditioning

The only thing keeping humanity alive including Soft Serve Ice Cream .
Humanity: "Ahhh! How could I ever live without my sweet, sweet air conditioning! *Kisses air*"
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Itaiana

I TRIED TO DEFINE THIS WORD BUT THEY REJECTED IT SO PLS ACCEPT IT THIS TIME URBAN DICTIONARY
NOW IM TOO MAD TO EVEN SAY ITAIANA ANYMORE
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Sibling

Someone who invaded your life through your mother's uterus (Or an orphanage)
They drive you mad and you drive them mad, but no one else can drive you or them mad.
They ruin your life but they kinda don't
Siblings are confusing little shits
And they are also little fucking snitches
Sibling: "HEY I NEED--"
me: "SHUT DA FUC UP"
Sibling: "But someone is bullying me!"
Me: *I'll kill them*
by TheGirlWhoGossipsInTheCorner November 20, 2022
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Shark

I looked up the word shark in the urban dictionary.
So what's the definition?

apparently a way to have sex.
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Message

Urban dictionary people, do you need help? Allow this message to go through if you do, and tell me your location. help is on the way.
Message for all urban dictionary workers. We wish you the best of luck.
by TheGirlWhoGossipsInTheCorner November 20, 2022
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