Someone who invaded your life through your mother's uterus (Or an orphanage)
They drive you mad and you drive them mad, but no one else can drive you or them mad.
They ruin your life but they kinda don't
Siblings are confusing little shits
And they are also little fucking snitches
They drive you mad and you drive them mad, but no one else can drive you or them mad.
They ruin your life but they kinda don't
Siblings are confusing little shits
And they are also little fucking snitches
Sibling: "HEY I NEED--"
me: "SHUT DA FUC UP"
Sibling: "But someone is bullying me!"
Me: *I'll kill them*
me: "SHUT DA FUC UP"
Sibling: "But someone is bullying me!"
Me: *I'll kill them*
by TheGirlWhoGossipsInTheCorner November 20, 2022
I looked up the word shark in the urban dictionary.
So what's the definition?
apparently a way to have sex.
So what's the definition?
apparently a way to have sex.
by TheGirlWhoGossipsInTheCorner July 25, 2022
Alright, this is a difficult one. One common type of boy is the sweet, nice and caring boy who will always be there for you.
ANOTHER type of boy is the sexist, rude, and abusive boy.
not all boys fall into these categories.
ANOTHER type of boy is the sexist, rude, and abusive boy.
not all boys fall into these categories.
Person 1: "What the hell IS a boy, anyway?"
Person 2: "Someone who identifies as a boy"
Person 1: " Doesn't really answer my question"
Person 2: "WELL HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHAT A BOY IS?!?!"
Person 2: "Someone who identifies as a boy"
Person 1: " Doesn't really answer my question"
Person 2: "WELL HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHAT A BOY IS?!?!"
by TheGirlWhoGossipsInTheCorner July 18, 2022
It's just... never interesting. You shouldn't be needing to tell the other person it's interesting if it actually was.
Someone: "You see, the INTERESTING thing is..."
Me: "No. Just... no."
Someone; "But it actually is interesting! I was going to talk to you about the joys of being a stock manager!"
Me: *Dies*
Me: "No. Just... no."
Someone; "But it actually is interesting! I was going to talk to you about the joys of being a stock manager!"
Me: *Dies*
by TheGirlWhoGossipsInTheCorner March 17, 2023
Urban dictionary people, do you need help? Allow this message to go through if you do, and tell me your location. help is on the way.
by TheGirlWhoGossipsInTheCorner November 20, 2022
Animals that have escaped from, "The ministry of Strange, Unusual and Impossible things." Have you ever wondered why Kangaroos stand out from all other animals so much? I mean, They are huge, they look like a mix of a human and a giant rabbit, but with weird holes instead of bellybuttons? But being the smartest in the Ministry Containment Of Odd Animals, they somehow escaped their cage and are out and about, causing havoc and chaos. Global Warming? More like nauseous gas that kangaroos have farted out. Water contamination isn't because of harmful chemicals and un- sanitized water. It's because kangaroos are infecting it. Kangaroos want to see the world crumble. If you ever see a kangaroo, run as fast as you can. They can kick you 100 metres in the air.
National Geographic guy: "And here, we have a kangaroo in its natural habitat..."
Me: "TURN IT OFF ! KANGAROOS ARE GOING TO KILL US ALL! TURN IT OFF!"
Me: "TURN IT OFF ! KANGAROOS ARE GOING TO KILL US ALL! TURN IT OFF!"
by TheGirlWhoGossipsInTheCorner January 22, 2023
by TheGirlWhoGossipsInTheCorner March 18, 2023