Shit Squad

When three or more people take a shit at the same time in a public bathroom.

The three men entered the bathroom stalls at the same time, forming a Shit Squad.

by TheFiend138 December 04, 2014

Chitting

The act of cumming and shitting at the same time. (Pronounced Kitting)

I'm Chitting all over the place!

by TheFiend138 April 24, 2015

Janitor

A master of the custodial arts.

I'm a master of the custodial arts...or a Janitor if you wanna be a dick about it.

by TheFiend138 July 18, 2014

Empty Optimism

People being optimistic when there's really nothing to be optimistic about. A sense that someone's positivity has no merit and is practically wasted because almost if not everything is purely negative at the time. This kind of thinking can be toxic because being happy all the time, even and especially during hardship, doesn't necessarily solve anything.

I'm getting tired of the amount of Empty Optimism that everyone around me is exerting. There's really nothing to be happy about right now.

by TheFiend138 April 26, 2020

Jewdi

A Jewish Jedi. Skilled in lightsaber combat, the force, and Judaism.

The Rabbi pulled out his lightsaber in preparation for a duel, confirming his status as a Jewdi.

by TheFiend138 September 18, 2018

Fu Man Jew

A Chinese or Oriental Jew.

That Chinese Guy is Jewish. He's a Fu Man Jew!

by TheFiend138 October 13, 2016

Tip N Drip

Action taken when you realize you forgot your towel but you're already in the shower. Tipping and Dripping involves exiting the shower while dripping wet and tip-toeing to get a towel from wherever your towels are while trying to get as little water on the floor as possible. Used especially when no one is around to get a towel for you. While getting towels is the most common use of the Tip N Drip maneuver, it has other various uses as well, depending on what you need to get.

I'm in the shower but forgot my towel, so I had to Tip N Drip down the hall to get one.

by TheFiend138 July 30, 2017