Definitions by TheFiend138

DAID 

Don't Answer If Driving.

Kinda pointless since in order to see a DAID message, a driver will have to check their phone while or after they're done driving.

Midway through texting, I sent my friend a DAID message since they told me they were driving.

DAID by TheFiend138 February 27, 2019

Jewdi

A Jewish Jedi. Skilled in lightsaber combat, the force, and Judaism.

The Rabbi pulled out his lightsaber in preparation for a duel, confirming his status as a Jewdi.

Jewdi by TheFiend138 September 18, 2018

Camerape 

When someone takes a naked photo/video of you without your permission.

The guy committed Camerape when he took a photo of a naked woman without letting him.

Camerape by TheFiend138 June 3, 2018

Squeeze between my Knees 

Masturbation. Another one of those long, drawn out and funny ways of saying you masturbated.

Depending on context, it could also be used as term for giving/receiving a handjob.

Guy: "I did the Squeeze between my Knees last night when no one else was home."

Squeeze between my Knees by TheFiend138 May 31, 2018

Sour Nightmares

The opposite of "Sweet Dreams". Telling someone to have Sour Nightmares means you don't want them to sleep well or have good dreams. Instead, you want their sleep to be bad, unsettling, or even terrifying.

Guy 1: "I'm going to bed."
Guy 2: "Sour Nightmares."
Guy 1: "Don't you mean Sweet Dreams?"
Guy 2: "No."

Sour Nightmares by TheFiend138 February 14, 2018

Hungy 

Being horny for food. Implying that you are so hungry that it stimulates a desire, resemblant of a sexual desire, for any food.

I hadn't eaten in a few hours since dinner, so I decided to eat my jar of peanut butter because I was very hungy and it looked so yummy.

Hungy by TheFiend138 January 29, 2018

Funderfulenhoffen

A very German sounding way of saying wonderful. Not an actual word but very fun to say.

Friend: You wanna hang out later?
Me: That would be Funderfulenhoffen!

Funderfulenhoffen by TheFiend138 January 9, 2018