Sour Nightmares

The opposite of "Sweet Dreams". Telling someone to have Sour Nightmares means you don't want them to sleep well or have good dreams. Instead, you want their sleep to be bad, unsettling, or even terrifying.

Guy 1: "I'm going to bed."
Guy 2: "Sour Nightmares."
Guy 1: "Don't you mean Sweet Dreams?"
Guy 2: "No."

by TheFiend138 February 14, 2018

Sedimentary Food

Any food comprising of multiple foods pressed/forced together. Kinda like a sedimentary rock is made up of multiple rocks pressed/forced together...except its food.

The snack my friend was eating was a Sedimentary Food because it was formed of multiple foods smushed together.

by TheFiend138 January 17, 2015

DAID

Don't Answer If Driving.

Kinda pointless since in order to see a DAID message, a driver will have to check their phone while or after they're done driving.

Midway through texting, I sent my friend a DAID message since they told me they were driving.

by TheFiend138 February 27, 2019

Human Drano

Slang for Prune Juice, which helps clear up constipation quickly. Drano is a fast-acting liquid chemical used to unclog drains and pipes, such as those found in sinks. In a similar sense, prune juice is used to unclog your bowels; as such, it acts as Drano for humans, hence the name.

That Human Drano I got at the supermarket cured my constipation in about 5-10 minutes.

by TheFiend138 January 05, 2023

Workplace Stockholm Syndrome

Going back to your place of work constantly when you're not working. Typical and most common in supermarket employees. Even though you hate your job, you love your place of work and go there all the time when you're off from work because its so much better, and if its a store you can freely buy things. Relatable to actual Stockholm Syndrome, when someone who is kidnapped gains pitty/respect for their captor.

Though the cashier hates his job at the supermarket, he constantly goes there when he's not working because of his severe case of Workplace Stockholm Syndrome.

by TheFiend138 April 28, 2015

Wal-Martians

The weird, and mostly hideous, people you only see in Walmart. Mostly fat rednecks or very old people. The enigma of Wal-Martians is that, no matter how long you've lived in your town/area and no matter how long you search there, you will only find them in your local Walmart.

These Wal-Martians are freaks! I never see them anywhere else!

by TheFiend138 July 24, 2015

Jamaican Crop

A slang term for any kind of Weed, Ganja, Bud, etc, specifically grown in Jamaica.

Eh Mon, let's go get some Jamaican Crop.

by TheFiend138 October 25, 2014