The phlegm which is rasped up into the gob from inside the chest and released from the mouth during a football match. Mostly in winter months when there is a cold with production of green mucas. It comes up like a bullet and leave in said manner as well - occasionally landing on someone.
Ref, that bastard just put a grogger on my shirt...the clatty bastard!!! Get him off before I go radio rental!!
by TheCorrectKnowledge December 31, 2020
A person who removes someone trousers without prior permission. It is done swiftly in a downward tugging motion whilst the victims back is turned.
by TheCorrectKnowledge March 29, 2020
The flow of saliva from ones mouth down the chin. Can be seen at its best when a slack jawed yokel stands gawping at something the desire...and a dribble of saliva runs from the mouth and falls off the chin..
by TheCorrectKnowledge March 29, 2020
My original name for poker players who go all in with absolutely anything over and over. Hence, Scarab Beetle, pushing (going all in) shit around (any two cards).
by TheCorrectKnowledge March 29, 2020
A heavily made up female who is after rich men and will literally do anything to snare one. The best example of which is the standard-less Katie Price. Will do anything to succeed in the search, including being ever present in the tabloids for being a slag.
by TheCorrectKnowledge March 29, 2020
A small piece of shit that cannot on its own be classed as a "shit". Typically, a nibby is produced when the pan sitter has more foul gas than digested food. Following the fanfare of blow-off, a tiny plop will signal the arrival of the nibby. A look down will confirm it minuscule existence.
by TheCorrectKnowledge March 29, 2020
A 'Blanket Lifter', is the term given to the fiercely powerful fart in bed that has the power to raise aloft the bed sheets much to the disdain of the partner laying akin.
What the fuck did you do that for?? You scared me AND the dog (Which shot clean off the bed and into the hall yelping!!!) Next time you need a blanket lifter go to the fucking toilet you dirty bastard, you nearly had my eye out!
by TheCorrectKnowledge March 29, 2020