Definitions by TheBug

Bootypocalypse 

usually at a high school football game or other public event evolving teen aged girls and fall weather. Involves a large group of the teen aged female population wearing skinny jeans, leggings, yoga pants, or other types of very tight pants that show a defined booty. Usually they are also wearing hooded sweatshirts.

there is also a 2% margin for error in this, the girls wearing sweatpants.

guy 1: hey dude were you at the football game last night?
guy 2: yeah dude there was such a bootypocalypse, i almost overdosed on booty
guy 1: dude i know, did you see girl 1
guy 2: Yeah man those leggings gripped her booty deliciously.

Bootypocalypse by TheBug September 14, 2013

buy a vowel 

This means that you don't exactly understand what someone is saying, and you'd like them to elaborate

PERSON A: "I have a friend who has a friend who's friend has a friend that has a friend that knows somebody who knows a guy who knows a girl who's girlfriend has a boyfriend who went to a really bad doctor who's doctor's doctor's doctor's doctor ate a BigMac and flatulated on top of his flatulence until he fainted"
PERSON B: "Can I buy a vowel?"

buy a vowel by thebug April 9, 2008

23 

slang for Dr. Pepper soda, which causes hilarity, tickling sensation in the throat, and defeat on Jeopardy

HOST:"The spidermonkey is indigenous to...."
CONTESTANT: "23!"
(BUZZ)
"Yes yes yes!"

23 by thebug February 24, 2007

gallon 

slang for gasoline, it goes low gallon(regular)first, then high gallon(plus) then super high gallon(premium). for diesel, we use "the german gallon"

you pull up to a full-service station, and the guy asks,"would you like the high gallon or the low gallon?

gallon by thebug October 29, 2006

blockblister 

this means pretty much the worst movie you've ever seen.

I can't believe I paid money to see that blockblister!

blockblister by thebug August 26, 2006