The7Guy's definitions

Duolingo

Duolingo is an app/website that teaches languages. It's mascot is a green owl.

The owl has been featured in memes for kidnapping families of those who misses their lessons.

Basically, you're trying to translate "¿Quieres morir hoy?" while a murderous owl watches your every move.

I don't want the Duolingo Bird to kill me ;-;

by The7Guy July 21, 2020

FNAF

Five Nights at Freddy's (aka. FNAF) is a game created by Scott Cawthon. The game takes place in a fictional pizza palace, and you act as a night guard keeping murderous animatronics out of your office.

Wife: Honey, get off that FNAF game and help me unpack our stuff.
Husband: wait Bonnie's trying to kill me

by The7Guy July 21, 2020

asdfmovie

asdfmovie (pronounced AS-DUF-movie) is a surreal comedy web series created by TomSka. In the series, many insane things happen.

Person 1: Hey dude! Have you seen the new asdfmovie?
Person 2: someone just exploded into a splotch of blood

by The7Guy July 22, 2020

Urban Dictionary

Urban Dictionary is a website where people can share definitions of a word. Urban Dictionary is also this website.

Person 1: Is that a karen?
Person 2: What's a karen?
Person 1: Just search it up on Urban Dictionary.

by The7Guy July 23, 2020

Scratch

Scratch is a coding website aimed for children 8 - 16 years old. It consists of drag and drop blocks that offer a lot of possibilities. The site is used to post games, animations, drawings, and more.

Person 1: AAA SCRATCH 3.0 JUST WIPED OUT HALF OF THE COMMUNITY AND EVERYONE IS GOING NUTS!!!
Person 2: new account who dis?

by The7Guy July 24, 2020

Fall Guys

Fall Guys: Ultimate Knockout is a 2020 game developed by Mediatonic and published by Devolver.

60 players compete in a cross between a battle royale and an obstacle course on an attempt to qualify in randomly selected minigames.

Person: What's the most trending game in the month of Augu-
Everyone else: FALL GUYS!

by The7Guy August 12, 2020

Gmail

A service created by Google to send and receive emails.

Usually, it's the place where you get sad because your Urban Dictionary entry didn't make it in.

Me: *opens Gmail*
Urban Dictionary: Word was not published
Me: *sad noises*

by The7Guy August 13, 2020