The7Guy's definitions

AliExpress

Probably the only place I'm able to legally get a hentai anime body pillow

How are they able to sell this on AliExpress!?

by The7Guy April 24, 2021

Keanu Reeves

He can limbo under bullets and avenge his dog.

Wow, Keanu Reeves can limbo under bullets and avenge his dog.

by The7Guy July 3, 2020

Undertale

Undertale (previously styled UnderTale) is a game by Toby Fox that released in 2015. In Undertale, you can either spare the monsters you meet, or kill them mercilessly. The game has many diverse characters such as Sans, Papyrus, Toriel, and even more.

Undertale is good.

by The7Guy July 19, 2020

Rhythm Thief

Rhythm Thief and the Emperor's Treasure (known as Rhythm Thief) is a very legendary rhythm game developed by SEGA and released for the Nintendo 3DS. It's about a phantom thief named Raphael that searches for his father, while fighting Napoleon.

Person 1: Hey guys I got a Nintendo 3DS. What game should I bu-
Everyone else: RHYTHM THIEF!

by The7Guy July 19, 2020

Meme Man

That guy who always misspells things.

Person: Our company got sold for a lot of money.
Meme Man: stonks

by The7Guy July 19, 2020

Duolingo

Duolingo is an app/website that teaches languages. It's mascot is a green owl.

The owl has been featured in memes for kidnapping families of those who misses their lessons.

Basically, you're trying to translate "¿Quieres morir hoy?" while a murderous owl watches your every move.

I don't want the Duolingo Bird to kill me ;-;

by The7Guy July 21, 2020

FNAF

Five Nights at Freddy's (aka. FNAF) is a game created by Scott Cawthon. The game takes place in a fictional pizza palace, and you act as a night guard keeping murderous animatronics out of your office.

Wife: Honey, get off that FNAF game and help me unpack our stuff.
Husband: wait Bonnie's trying to kill me

by The7Guy July 21, 2020