The7Guy's definitions

Disney

A company that buys everything.

Person 1: Look, Disney bought Fox...
Person 2: Well Disney bought my mom!

by The7Guy October 26, 2020

Aether Portal

The Aether Portal is a Minecraft mod that allows you to build a portal to a realm called Aether, similar to building a Nether portal.

Building it requires you to build a glowstone portal frame (like building a Nether portal) and splashing water inside the frame.

This portal is notorious for ruining our childhood dreams.

Dad: Are ya winning son?
Son, while sobbing: No dad, I tried to build an Aether Portal and it didn't wo-
Dad: Good grief, son! You need mods to build one!

by The7Guy September 9, 2020

Fall Guys

Fall Guys: Ultimate Knockout is a 2020 game developed by Mediatonic and published by Devolver.

60 players compete in a cross between a battle royale and an obstacle course on an attempt to qualify in randomly selected minigames.

Person: What's the most trending game in the month of Augu-
Everyone else: FALL GUYS!

by The7Guy August 12, 2020

Horny Jail

A place you go to when you become too horny for the sake of humanity.

Bob: I watched too much NSFW images yesterday and I have no regrets
Cheems: go to horny jail *bonk*

by The7Guy November 5, 2020

Meme Man

That guy who always misspells things.

Person: Our company got sold for a lot of money.
Meme Man: stonks

by The7Guy July 19, 2020

Keanu Reeves

He can limbo under bullets and avenge his dog.

Wow, Keanu Reeves can limbo under bullets and avenge his dog.

by The7Guy July 3, 2020

Bohemian Rhapsody

A legendary song by Queen.

Phone: Now playing: Bohemian Rhapsody.
Freddie Mercury: Mamaaaaaaaaa
Everyone in the room: OOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by The7Guy August 18, 2020