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Fall Guys

Fall Guys: Ultimate Knockout is a 2020 game developed by Mediatonic and published by Devolver.

60 players compete in a cross between a battle royale and an obstacle course on an attempt to qualify in randomly selected minigames.

Person: What's the most trending game in the month of Augu-
Everyone else: FALL GUYS!

by The7Guy August 12, 2020

Rhythm Thief

Rhythm Thief and the Emperor's Treasure (known as Rhythm Thief) is a very legendary rhythm game developed by SEGA and released for the Nintendo 3DS. It's about a phantom thief named Raphael that searches for his father, while fighting Napoleon.

Person 1: Hey guys I got a Nintendo 3DS. What game should I bu-
Everyone else: RHYTHM THIEF!

by The7Guy July 19, 2020

Bohemian Rhapsody

A legendary song by Queen.

Phone: Now playing: Bohemian Rhapsody.
Freddie Mercury: Mamaaaaaaaaa
Everyone in the room: OOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by The7Guy August 18, 2020

Disney

A company that buys everything.

Person 1: Look, Disney bought Fox...
Person 2: Well Disney bought my mom!

by The7Guy October 26, 2020

AliExpress

Probably the only place I'm able to legally get a hentai anime body pillow

How are they able to sell this on AliExpress!?

by The7Guy April 24, 2021

Horny Jail

A place you go to when you become too horny for the sake of humanity.

Bob: I watched too much NSFW images yesterday and I have no regrets
Cheems: go to horny jail *bonk*

by The7Guy November 5, 2020

Aether Portal

The Aether Portal is a Minecraft mod that allows you to build a portal to a realm called Aether, similar to building a Nether portal.

Building it requires you to build a glowstone portal frame (like building a Nether portal) and splashing water inside the frame.

This portal is notorious for ruining our childhood dreams.

Dad: Are ya winning son?
Son, while sobbing: No dad, I tried to build an Aether Portal and it didn't wo-
Dad: Good grief, son! You need mods to build one!

by The7Guy September 9, 2020