The7Guy's definitions

finger

A body part that extrudes from the palm of your hand. You expected something horny, didn't you ;)

John never uses his finger for sexual purposes, but he uses them to do useful things such as typing.

by The7Guy January 28, 2021

Animal Crossing: New Horizons

Animal Crossing: New Horizons is a 2020 game by Nintendo. This game is the first major Animal Crossing game released for the Nintendo Switch.

The gameplay is similar to the previous Animal Crossing games, which is a life simulator set in real time, where you can catch bugs, customize your home, and more.

Animal Crossing: New Horizons has saved my life from the burning quarantine.

by The7Guy August 25, 2020

TomSka

Thomas James Ridgewell (otherwise known as TomSka) is a British Youtuber. He is known as the creator of asdfmovie and the producer and director of Eddsworld Legacy (2012 - 2016).

His Youtube channel mainly focuses on dark comedy skits.

TomSka: I released a new video called Russian Roulette!
Person after seeing Russian Roulette: Sheesh Tom, that skit was pretty dark.
Tomska: If you thought that was dark, then you should watch The Orb.

Person after seeing The Orb: kill me tom

by The7Guy August 19, 2020

Gmail

A service created by Google to send and receive emails.

Usually, it's the place where you get sad because your Urban Dictionary entry didn't make it in.

Me: *opens Gmail*
Urban Dictionary: Word was not published
Me: *sad noises*

by The7Guy August 13, 2020

Duolingo

Duolingo is an app/website that teaches languages. It's mascot is a green owl.

The owl has been featured in memes for kidnapping families of those who misses their lessons.

Basically, you're trying to translate "¿Quieres morir hoy?" while a murderous owl watches your every move.

I don't want the Duolingo Bird to kill me ;-;

by The7Guy July 21, 2020