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Definitions by The ultimate XS

Pringles chair 

A permanent butt imprint on a couch cushion.
That big guys Pringles chair is really deep!
Pringles chair by The ultimate XS August 11, 2016

Greasy cornbread 

When a guys dick is unnaturally dry, so you use lard to get it going easier.
Jimmie's dick was so dry, his girlfriend decided to give him some greasy cornbread.

Elbow penis 

When your penis has such a harsh curve, it might as well have an elbow.
Jimmie entered his girlfriend sideways because of his elbow penis.
Elbow penis by The ultimate XS August 11, 2016

Lucky shitsnacks 

When you find undesirable food to eat when you're starving
Clifton was having a late night jazz session, and all he could find to eat were lucky shitsnacks.

Leaky chicken leg

When a skinny girl is on her period and the blood runs down her leg.
Shaundi constantly used the bathroom to clean her leaky chicken leg.

Glass turkey

A sex position in which a man is pressed up against a glass window while a woman is bent over in front of him.
Clifton was having a late night jazz session when his lover pushed him up against a glass window. The two did a glass turkey.
Glass turkey by The ultimate XS August 11, 2016

Sloppy Austin 

A sloppy joe with chicken instead of beef.
I had the best chicken sloppy Austin for lunch!
Sloppy Austin by The ultimate XS August 11, 2016