The ultimate XS's definitions

Elbow penis

When your penis has such a harsh curve, it might as well have an elbow.

Jimmie entered his girlfriend sideways because of his elbow penis.

by The ultimate XS August 11, 2016

Lucky shitsnacks

When you find undesirable food to eat when you're starving

Clifton was having a late night jazz session, and all he could find to eat were lucky shitsnacks.

by The ultimate XS August 11, 2016

Pringles chair

A permanent butt imprint on a couch cushion.

That big guys Pringles chair is really deep!

by The ultimate XS August 11, 2016

Greasy cornbread

When a guys dick is unnaturally dry, so you use lard to get it going easier.

Jimmie's dick was so dry, his girlfriend decided to give him some greasy cornbread.

by The ultimate XS August 11, 2016

Sloppy Austin

A sloppy joe with chicken instead of beef.

I had the best chicken sloppy Austin for lunch!

by The ultimate XS August 11, 2016

Leaky chicken leg

When a skinny girl is on her period and the blood runs down her leg.

Shaundi constantly used the bathroom to clean her leaky chicken leg.

by The ultimate XS August 11, 2016

Glass turkey

A sex position in which a man is pressed up against a glass window while a woman is bent over in front of him.

Clifton was having a late night jazz session when his lover pushed him up against a glass window. The two did a glass turkey.

by The ultimate XS August 11, 2016