The turd abibes's definitions

Cleft elbow

That roll of fat that hangs over a fat persons upper arm, thus somewhat hiding the dent of an elbow they possess.

Lee: Holy shit bro!! Look at the cleft elbow on that fatty Lumpkin!

Turd: my God! She looks like a garbage bag full of vegetable soup with a belt around it!

by The turd abibes March 23, 2018

Mossy Sausage

Another name for the male genitalia referring to the resemblance to a lovely, mushroom tipped sausage resting idyllically in a glistening bed of curly moss.

Sara was not expecting to be so emotionally moved by gazing upon his Mossy Sausage, yet she was overcome with a feeling of majesty.

by The turd abibes March 21, 2018

Squirrely Temple

A vodka infused Shirley Temple sprinkled with lemon and greasy pubes.

Bro, I ordered a Squirrely Temple at the Cellar and I was flossing my teeth with Shooters taint hair for 2 hours!! Yum

by The turd abibes June 7, 2025

Nagasaki Salad Shooter

The vehement ass spray resultant from the Gas station sushi.

Shooter: Hey Turd, you coming out to the ye Ole Woodcellar tonight? Squirrelsy Temples are on the house!

Turd: Nah Son. I have to sleep in the shower after the ole Nagasaki Salad Shooter! Last time I steal sushi from the 7-11.

by The turd abibes June 7, 2025

Grundlesburg

A little Parish between Pussyborough and Asscrackerton inhabited mostly by VERY unsavory characters.

I blew a deal on the way South and hooked up with a blue crab in Grundlesburg. Shitty scene man.

by The turd abibes November 23, 2021

Pickle Sisters

The female equivalent of Eskimo Brothees. Vis a vis; 2 chicks who got nailed by the same dude.

Tabitha: oh my god I heard you went home with The Turd last night!!

Jessica: I did! He's fucking AMAZING in bed!

Tabitha: ugh. You know we're pickle sisters now right? Also you might wanna hit the free clinic. Jus sayin.

Jessica: SHIT!!

by The turd abibes August 12, 2017

Wobbly Goblin

The flaccid condition of ones dick after far to much delicious whiskey. Also known as Whiskey Dick.

Eric: Dude, did you take Tara home from the Molle Frijole last night?!?
Ferg: Fuck Yeah, Snake! I was all set to plow when the ole Wobbly Goblin made an appearance. I Ended up pushin rope for an hour before she passed out... Then another half hour after that..

by The turd abibes October 25, 2016