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Definitions by The silent bun7

Bottom smashing

The smashing/random typing of letters on a keyboard by a bottom
Bottom: goihnqowidh
Top: What bills you be paying to bottom smashing at me like that in my own home?
Bottom smashing by The silent bun7 October 14, 2019
It means nothing and everything. Gnogif has no true meaning, and if you wish to give it one for your own use, be my guest. It is generally used to confuse or deter people from something or somewhere.
"Haha get rekt nerd."
"gnogif"
"...what?"
"I SAID, GNOGIF"
Gnogif by The silent bun7 March 12, 2019
A ceremonious and splendid display, especially at a public event.
"St. Paul's was perfectly adapted to pomp and circumstance"
Pomp by The silent bun7 March 12, 2019

Procrastinuting

1. To want to nut, but getting distracted by other things or putting it off.
2. Another form of procrastination, only now you are masterbating instead of doing something else
I'm such a procrastinuting person when it comes to writing emails.
Procrastinuting by The silent bun7 February 6, 2019

Sperm bank robber 

An individual who seduces you, (generally female) and begins having intercourse with you only to make you release your semen, which they promptly steal to either sell or donate it.
Last night, when I was coming home from the bar, I swear this lady was a sperm bank robber, luckily, I didn't fall for it...
Sperm bank robber by The silent bun7 September 25, 2018

bongsnoogle 

Bongsnoogle is yet another synonym for something like "recked," like "oH yOu JuSt GoT rEcKeD"
Yo, I just totally bongsnoogled the entire enemy team!
bongsnoogle by The silent bun7 September 23, 2018