Pomp

A ceremonious and splendid display, especially at a public event.

"St. Paul's was perfectly adapted to pomp and circumstance"

by The silent bun7 March 12, 2019

Sperm bank robber

An individual who seduces you, (generally female) and begins having intercourse with you only to make you release your semen, which they promptly steal to either sell or donate it.

Last night, when I was coming home from the bar, I swear this lady was a sperm bank robber, luckily, I didn't fall for it...

by The silent bun7 September 25, 2018

Gnogif

It means nothing and everything. Gnogif has no true meaning, and if you wish to give it one for your own use, be my guest. It is generally used to confuse or deter people from something or somewhere.

"Haha get rekt nerd."
"gnogif"
"...what?"
"I SAID, GNOGIF"

by The silent bun7 March 12, 2019

bongsnoogle

Bongsnoogle is yet another synonym for something like "recked," like "oH yOu JuSt GoT rEcKeD"

Yo, I just totally bongsnoogled the entire enemy team!

by The silent bun7 September 24, 2018

Procrastinuting

1. To want to nut, but getting distracted by other things or putting it off.
2. Another form of procrastination, only now you are masterbating instead of doing something else

I'm such a procrastinuting person when it comes to writing emails.

by The silent bun7 February 06, 2019

Bottom smashing

The smashing/random typing of letters on a keyboard by a bottom

Bottom: goihnqowidh
Top: What bills you be paying to bottom smashing at me like that in my own home?

by The silent bun7 October 14, 2019