The return of light Joker's definitions

3 dollar bill

something obviously false, something fake (from the fact that there are no three dollar bills)

This jewel is a 3 dollar bill.

by The Return of Light Joker February 18, 2009

feel

1. an instance of touching a body part in a sexual way

2. to touch a body part in a sexual way

They started to feel eachother up just before Mom walked in on them.

by The Return of Light Joker December 27, 2007

visiting fireman

an important person who often gets special treatment, such as someone who is visiting to observe the workplace

A visiting fireman passed through town today.

by The Return of Light Joker October 2, 2009

keep on a short leash

to keep someone under close control.

They better keep that bastard on a short leash from now on. (example of keep on a short leash)

by The Return of Light Joker January 25, 2011

Vegetable garden

A place where comatose patients are kept.

He was lucky to come out of the Vegetable garden alive.

by The Return of Light Joker April 25, 2010

one horse town

a small or insignificant town

Lets leave this one horse town in the dust.

by The Return of Light Joker December 22, 2007

wart

a flaw or imperfection

The single wart in the programming was frequently overlooked.

by The Return of Light Joker May 14, 2009