Definitions by The return of light Joker

a cold day in hell 

the occurrence of something that will never happen

It will be a cold day in hell before we completely repair the damage done by rumors about the side effects of vaccines. After all, there will always be idiots out there. All we can do is try our best to debunk the issue.

a cold day in hell by The Return of Light Joker December 9, 2011

near 

nearly, almost

If he hadn't stopped going to heavy metal concerts he would be near deaf from all that noise.

near by The Return of Light Joker December 9, 2011

lid 

1. a hat or cap

2. an ounce of cannabis, especially marijuana

3. a motorcycle helmet

I got the impression that he was hiding a lid something under his lid.

lid by The Return of Light Joker December 7, 2011

telegraph

to signal one's actions or intentions, especially unintentionally

This is one guy who never telegraphs his moves.

telegraph by The Return of Light Joker December 6, 2011

moonshiner's turn 

an illegal U-turn made by putting the car in neutral and applying the hand brake

He just pulled off a moonshiner's turn before I could block his escape.

moonshiner's turn by The Return of Light Joker December 4, 2011

cry in one's beer 

to feel sorrow or pity for oneself

This idiot does nothing but cry in his beer when talking with me. (example of cry in one's beer)

cry in one's beer by The Return of Light Joker December 3, 2011

video chat 

1. a webcam based discussion

2. to participate in a webcam based discussion

The latest video chat did more to divide people that unite them under the same cause.

video chat by The Return of Light Joker December 2, 2011