The return of light Joker's definitions

no strings attached

free of conditions, restrictions, costs, or any other obstacles

I will buy you a waffle iron, no strings attached.

by The Return of Light Joker October 21, 2007

hot and bothered

1. aroused, especially sexually

2. angry, indignant, irritated

That really made him hot and bothered. Hope he doesn't do anything stupid.

by The Return of Light Joker September 26, 2009

51st state

a non U.S. Country that is considered too supportive of the U.S. by it's residents

Canadian: "Canada is turning in the 51st state. I wish we were not so close to the U.S."

American: "Whatever."

by The Return of Light Joker October 18, 2008

in the saddle

1. in control

2. on duty, working

3. copulating

I don't think that klutz should be in the saddle. He can't even supervise a procedure without doing something the gets people hurt.

by The Return of Light Joker November 13, 2010

muffin top

an unattractive marketing mistake that occurs when a girl or woman, typically but not necessarily an overweight or obese one, wears low rise jeans that do not fit properly and push up the excess abdominal fat as a result (originally Australian, so called because it resembles a baked muffin spilling over it's paper)

That girl needs to attend to that muffin top of hers.

by The Return of Light Joker March 1, 2008

Judas Priest

an exclamation of surprise, dismay, emphasis, etc (a euphemism for Jesus Christ)

Judas priest What happened in there.

by The Return of Light Joker February 5, 2009

rainmaker

1. a powerful and successful representative or agent who generates a lot of unexpected business, especially a law firm

2. a ball hit very high to the outfield or beyond the fence

They were once a rainmaker, but they are now bankrupt.

by The Return of Light Joker April 1, 2009