The return of light Joker's definitions

lift

1. a surge of exhilaration

2. a ride

3. to steal

4. to plagarize

Unfortunately he gets a lift when he when he lifts form the office.

by The Return of Light Joker May 2, 2012

gutless

cowardly and feeble, thoroughly spineless

This gutless kid can't see what's wrong with the situation.

by The Return of Light Joker August 22, 2009

cacafuego

1. a temperamental person

2. a braggart

(from Spanish, caca, a juvenile term for fecal matter, and fuego, fire, also said to be a refence to the nickname of a Spanish Galleon)

Why are you such a cacafuego?

by The Return of Light Joker May 30, 2011

stick in the mud

a stuffy, old fashioned person

Your uncle is such a stick in the mud.

by The Return of Light Joker August 18, 2011

dishrag

an unclean person

It is hardly appropriate for a dishrag like you to complain about my breath.

by The Return of Light Joker November 23, 2011

handyman's special

something in desperate need of repair that is acquired for a bargain price, especially a house

Those conditions make my house look like a handyman's special.

by The Return of Light Joker January 13, 2011

up to par

average, of standard quality

Many modern plastics are not up to par in the way of durability.

by The Return of Light Joker August 27, 2009