The return of light Joker's definitions

breathing

alive despite risk or adversity

back then anyone who was breathing had to join the military despite their economic hardship.

by The Return of Light Joker October 21, 2011

cottage cheese thighs

fat thighs, flabby and heavy thighs

Cottage cheese thighs are not trivial when you think about how much fat, cholesterol, and blood sugar the person posessing them has.

by The Return of Light Joker October 14, 2007

jaywalk

to walk into the street at the wrong place while motor vehicles are crossing it

If you jaywalk, you are probably oblivious to the risk of serious injury.

by The Return of Light Joker November 1, 2008

soft soap

persuasion by blatant flattering

Don't give me that soft soap. I will not change my mind. I am determined to stand by my own beliefs.

by The Return of Light Joker November 2, 2011

dynamite charge

a strong charge given by a judge to a jury to ensure that they reach a verdict, especially if said jury is deadlocked

A dynamite charge is prohibited by law in some places.

by The Return of Light Joker May 4, 2011

artist

a person who is skilled in or specializes in something

I would respect her more if she weren't such a gossip artist.

by The Return of Light Joker April 20, 2012

yowzah

yes, absolutely

You mean an amusement park?, yowzah.

by The Return of Light Joker December 9, 2008