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Definitions by The return of light Joker

your medals are showing

a code word used to warn someone that their fly is unzipped
Psst, your medals are showing.

think-piece 

a newspaper article that consists of analysis, opinions, ideas or discussions, rather than basic news and facts
It seems these people are more focused on the most recently released think-piece than on information.

paperweight 

1.a useless or broken piece of equipment, especially electronic equipment

2. a serious student
The printer turned out to be a paperweight.
1. a condom

2. a supplier of heroin
If the balloon doesn't fit, you may have to do research on how to find the right size.
1. to become less stringent

2. to relax
Come on people, ease up, it was only a joke.

in the bag 

If we can stop that one punk in the corner of map, than the match is in the bag.
1. an attractive woman,

2. an ill tempered woman
The vixen who came by was a bit on the flaky side.
Vixen by The Return of Light Joker January 16, 2011