The return of light Joker's definitions

scrooge

1. someone who spoils Christmas

2. a stingy person, a miser

He was a scrooge but he never understood what christmas was about anyway.

by The Return of Light Joker December 22, 2009

brain surgery

anything that is very difficult or complicated

Finding the road to the office is not brain surgery.

by The Return of Light Joker June 2, 2010

Kangaroo court

1. an extralegal or corrupt court

2. any court perceived as being less than fair

This trial is being run by a kangaroo court.

by The Return of Light Joker March 21, 2008

Fix it again Tony

a Fiat brand automobile (a backronym stemming from the lack of reliability and other problems ecountered in the vehicles by U.S. owners durning the 1970's-80's)

Your Fix it again Tony is blowing out fumes again.

by The Return of Light Joker April 22, 2011

a little bird told me

I was told by someone familiar but won't say who

I know you have been having problems because a little bird told me.

by The Return of Light joker May 3, 2010

every which way

1. in every direction

2. in every way possible

She ran in every which way.

by The Return of Light Joker December 29, 2007

Queen Anne's Lace

Marijuana (from the name a plant that is also known as the wild carrot)

They had queen Anne's lace growing everywhere in there.

by The Return of Light Joker April 24, 2010