The return of light Joker's definitions

MC

(not to be confused with the prefix Mc-)

1. a the host of an event or performance, musical or otherwise, a master of ceremonies

2. to be the host of an event or performance

The MC looked like he had not had a rest in days.

by The Return of Light Joker June 17, 2008

retread

1. a used tire with a new tread

2. a person who was in the military and is comes back or is recalled in order to perform additional service

3. someone who used to be in a particular, job, institution, etc. but has no will, desire, or capability to continue or return

They had yet another retread in tow.

by The Return of Light Joker December 24, 2010

get a word in edgewise

To manage to say something during a conversation (usually in the negative)

They were too distracted to let me get a word in edgewise.

by The Return of Light Joker July 6, 2010

jasper

1. a naive, or simple man

2. a wasp

I don't care if this jasper is looking for help. I can't do anything for him.

by The Return of Light Joker December 28, 2011

fancy pants

1. an overly dressed up person

2. an over-sophisticated person or thing

With his Fedora and his high end wines, he's your basic fancy pants and then some.

by The Return of Light Joker May 11, 2010

act

1. a display of pretend feeling

2. a dramatic mimicking

He just tried to fool us with his apparent fear, but we knew it was an act.

by The Return of Light Joker July 11, 2009

tarantula-juice

Potent or inferior liquor

Just tasting that tarantula-juice was enough to make you vomit.

by The Return of Light Joker May 22, 2010